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we've moved platforms !! everyone who wasnt added because of limits in twitter gcs , or who didnt see the original message but would love to join - you're in luck !!
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podcast fans come here if you want to join a group chat . if you wanna talk about your fav podcasts i wanna hear about them. reply and ill add you :)
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not to be a hater but im going to be the biggest hater and take one for the team . because Why does georgenotfound have a platform?? lets be real. like what the hell did he do . he did jack shit, thats what . hes so bland
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AU where Tommy keeps a diary.
He'd gotten it recently, on his 7th birthday. It was spiderman themed, and it came with the coolest lock ... that didn't work. Either way, it was the coolest thing he'd gotten. Inside it, he writes his biggest wishes.
His wishes always come true.
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AU where Tommy and Wilbur are brothers by day, and online friends by night. The only issue - neither of them know they're related.
Chaos Ensues.
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Au where a bully finds Tommy's backpack and dumps it out, finding his stuffed cow, Henry. When word gets out, he becomes the schools laughing stock. Bullys start taking it too far, and its a mess.
Tommy's brothers dont let that happen for long.
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@mortal_kingss
i dont think thid video is talking abt nd special interests . i think they mean that they have no defining interests .
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TMA CHARACTERS ARE ALL NAMED AFTER HORROR FICTION WRITERS ??
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Au where Techno and Wilbur are digging up their time capsule.
It's been ten years since they burried it, and three months since their father, Phil, died. There's two weeks until the house gets sold, and the twins are on a mission. It's time to dig up the old capsule.
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Au where Tommys carried his favourite book around with him since he was 6. its battered and torn, and the spine didnt make it past his 7th birthday. but its special, a gift from his brother, and thats what matters
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putting all the corruption avatars in this shirt
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Au where Phil adopts three cats: Wilbur, Techno, and Tommy.
Wilbur has a weird obsession with eating sand. They live far away from the beach.
Techno gets into cat fights all the time. he shows up injured more often than not.
Tommy has the loudest yapping meow Phils ever heard
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Wilbur also loves Tommy's diary. That, however, is for a different reason than his brother.
While Tommy loves his diary because it makes his wishes come true, Wilbur loves it because he gets to fufill them.
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@noahdeaart
THE PEACH PIT LYRICS YOOOOOO i love peach pit AND i love your art this is a great mix
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Crack AU where Tommy's taken into the police station for a crime he didn't commit. In the interrogation room, Wilbur and Techno try (and fail) to play good cop bad cop. Phil, the captain, sits behind the one-sided glass sighing.
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Au where Tommy's sick. It's the delerious, confused, snoty and gross kind of sick. Good thing he has his family with him to help him out. Even if some of them .... Wilbur and Techno ... are only there to hear what Tommy says in his delerium.
A little blackmail never hurt anybody
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TMA Avatars as "things to never say to someone who just came out" - a 🧵
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/// the magnus protocol spoilers
"gwen x lena" "alice x gwen" what about alice x gwen x lena. don't fear polyamory is here.
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AU where when his brother Techno aged out of the system, he left Tommy in it.
Tommy gets it, he does! Well, he tries to. He gets that Techno probably couldnt afford to house him, provide for him. His foster parents always called Tommy greedy - maybe Techno had finally caught on
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Au where for Tommy's 3rd birthday, Phil gifts him a tricycle. It's red, with tassles on the handles. It's got a bell, a loud one, and a basket on the front. Tommy thinks its perfect. Phil decides he'll teach him to ride that afternoon. Besides, how hard could it possibly be?
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Au where Tommy is either going to die before he finishes his math exam, or he's going to leave the classroom with a failing mark.
He's not sure which is the better option.
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'I want a cat,' Tommy had scrawled boredly that first night.
A week later, a cat appears on the front step. Behind it, Wilbur stands, all scratched up. Tommy smiles
"Kitty!!"
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The next morning, Tommy gets the biggest hug from his brother. Wilbur's eyes seem wet, but Tommy just giggles.
"I knew it would work! I knew it! I knew it!"
Wilbur snorts, tugging him closer. "What worked bud?"
He laughs more, hugging Wilbur back. "It's a secret"
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Au where Tommy is a cat shifter who spends his time in the local animal shelter. Sure, the animals and workers aren't All nice, but theres some benefits.
He gets free food, free water, and free housing. What else could he need in life?
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About a month in, Tommy sees how far the book can go.
'Hmmm... can i have a race car?'
The race car never appears, but Wilbur offers to bring him along on his atv. Tommy thinks it's the coolest thing that's ever happened to him.
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WIL2093: My brothers being an ass
T0M2995: Mine too! The pricks yelling vague threats at me from his room. saying shit like "i'll steal your kneecaps", or whatever that means. I'll bite his ankles right back.
WIL2093: ...
WIL2093: tom? YOU LITTLE SHIT
*enraged yelling ensues*
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Recently, Wilbur's been a little cross. Maybe,,,, maybe cross was an understatement. Wilbur was Angry, and Tommy was the easiest to take it out on. Tommy just hoped his brother would be nicer soon.
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Phil is more than a little confused. Techno just accepts this as normal.
Tommy and Wilbur are at each others throats. They both know eachothers deepest secrets, and have been shit talking one another to themselves for the past 2 years .... it is Not pretty.
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'I hope Wilbur gets happy again. It's the last thing I'll ever ask for.'
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When Wilbur and Techno - popular kid and valedictorian - show up with their own stuffed animals, the school goes silent.
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Au where Techno and Wilbur are enemies by day, and twitter moots by night.
They're both rivals at school, and in anything they do - it's because they're so similar.
Those similarities is what leads them to being online bffs.
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Sam runs a diner in the heart of town, and hes all too used to crazy customers.
Tommy, however, is something completely new.
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Au where Techno is a librarian in his towns public library, and Tommy is the loud, obnoxious kid that Techno always needs to tell to quiet down. Found family ensues
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Au where Techno is convinced one of his cats is a shifter. The way Wilbur acts makes him think that theres more to the cat than what it seems. Tommy, the actual cat-shifter, gets a kick out of seeing Technos panic every time the other cat so much as looks at him weirdly.
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not necessarily obscure media but . this is what podcasttwt feels like 99% of the time
when u try to join the fandom for a rlly obscure media but its essentially just a friendgroup and they only care abt their interpretation/headcannons of it that u know nothing about so u just kinda sit there and watch because u can't contribute anything and it only makes u sad
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ceaseless watchers special little boy is so special to Me too
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you have to be a whole other level of gay and traumatised to recognize this flag
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Au where Techno dorsn't know how to skate. His parents never bothered to teach him, and he was never bothered by it. But now, some of his favourite people - his new family, his found family - want to bring him skating.
He just wishes he could go.
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AU set in 2072 where Wilbur recovers an abandoned robot named T0M, and attempts to restore it. After many months of hard work, T0M returns to its original functional state. And with the way T0M was programmed, he befriends Wilbur quickly.
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/// tmagp spoilers
diversity win! the automated voices that read out your creepy statments are gay!
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when your card declines at therapy so they pull out "hello jon, apologies for the deception..."
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It's a polaroid of Techno, Wilbur, and Phil. They're up in the old treehouse, the one that had to be torn down. Phils arms are wrapped around his two boys, squeezing them tight. The twins are mid laugh, and their dad has the biggest smile on his face.
It was the perfect day
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They're as empty as they've ever been, yet so full of emotion. Though, that doesn't matter.
They leave with the capsule, polaroid held tight to Wilbur's chest, and that's enough.
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Techno's the one who digs, and it only takes him about a half hour to locate and dig up the time capsule. Wilbur is sprawled out on the grass beside him, staring up and into the clouds.
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Wordlessly, Wilbur reaches into the box first, and fishes out the nearest object. It's a small paper crane, one he remembered Phil teaching him to make all those years ago.
Wilbur turns away, reaching up and brushing away a tear from his eye. Techno doesn't say a word.
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Techno reaches in next, and pulls out an old pokémon card. He can't help but smile at the sight. Something that feels so meaningless now was so important ten years ago. It's bittersweet; he misses being so young.
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the spiral but its actually just an endless google form that's mandatory to fill out. losing your mind trying to pick whatever applies to you. its Endless. and stupid. im talking this level stupid.
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They set their time capsule between the two of them, both staring down at the old box in a mix of anticipation and nervousness.
Neither of them remembers whats in the box.
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of course the box is filled with snacks - nothing could come between 8 year olds and their candy, not even Phil's voice of reason. Techno laughs at the sight of the old, long expired candy. Wilbur just stares.
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Au where Tommy is a huge Lovejoy fan and follows them from venue to venue on their tour. All he wants is a signed autograph from everyone in the band, but the lead singer always seems to be busy.
Wilbur notices Tommy on the first night, and makes a game of avoiding his pestering
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Helen Distortion everytime she meets up with Jmart :
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Phils surprised when they all turn out to be cat-shifters.
Don't get him wrong, they're all very human-like cats. But he's never get over the first time he saw Human Wilbur munch on a mouthful of sand. It's a lot less endearing when a grown ass man does it.
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Au where its New Years Eve, and Tommy has to work.
Despite he and his brothers plans to host a party, despite him booking the night off long in advance. They still make him work.
Techno and Wilbur will throw that party without him. Tommy was going to be alone in the new year.
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Space Au where Wilbur is stranded on a spaceship and the only thing that keeps him going is Tommy, a 16 year old crew member who was only there to repay an old family debt. The rest of the crew had died in a ship malfunction, leaving only Wilbur and Tommy against the world.
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It takes Techno a moment to realize what he's staring at, but when he does, he can't bring himself to utter another word.
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Au where BBH is god, and runs heaven. Tommy's life is surprisingly considered sin-free-enough to enter through the pearly white gates. Unsurprisingly, the swear free zone does NOT sit well with Tommy. Tommy now spends all of his free time trying to get sent to hell
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Tommy: i didn't do it
Wilbur: d'you want some tea?
Techno: i hope you die
Phil: *head in hands*
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Au where Wilbur and Tommy meet when they both sign up to be writers for the School Newspaper. Tommy takes immidiate dislike to Wilbur, but Wilbur just wants to be friends. (1/2)
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Au where Wilbur is a cat plotting to kill his owner, Technoblade.
Techno just wants to live his life in peace, but he cant get rid of his homicidal cat.
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Au where Wilbur, who is trying so hard to stay positive, is positive he is going to fail his upcoming exams.
Here enters Techno, Wilbur's identical twin. Techno, who is skilled in every class, and yet has 0 exams. Techno, who is willing to take Wilbur's exams ... for a price.
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it seemed that Tommy was a bit too late.
as he read his book to the grave, and his tears watered the dried-out lawn, Tommy wondered what couldve been.
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Wilbur: So, Tommy, what do you think of the gift Phil got you?
Tommy: ermmm
Techno: Remember the stationary set Tommy?
Tommy: Ohhh ... ohh ... its funny you ask about that piece of shi-
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when tommy was put in the system years ago, he was left with only the book. the book, and a scrawled out message from his oldest brother - his guardian at the time.
"i will find you again, Tommy. that is, if you don't find me first."
the note stays pinned up on his wall
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it wasnt until he aged out, 18 years seeming far too little for what he'd been through, that he finally initiated the search for his brother. him and his book, on a hunt for lost family.
He found his answers in the graveyard, 5 blocks from his childhood home
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Phil: okay tommy slow down a bit bud. you're going too fast
Tommy: bike go zoom
Phil: Tommy ... kid. Hit the breaks
Tommy: no
Phil: TOMMY! WALL! HIT THE BREAKS!
Tommy: 🧱🚴♂️💨
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/// tmagp spoilers
my theory of the day is that the third unrevealed automated voice in tmp is elias 🤞
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it was in his 5th foster house that he was offered another copy, alongside adoption paperwork.
Tommy refused, heading back to the group home the next night.
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Au where it's a snow day, and Tommy's going to make the most out of it. He gears up in his warmest winter coat, his hat and mitts, and his fluffiest winter boots. It's time to cause some trouble.
There is nothing that 8 year old Tommy would rather do.
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One night they both hop in vc and turn on facecam. It ends abruptly when they both realize why the other felt so familar.
That night Techno's house gets TP'd and Wilbur's shed catches aflame. Neither of the boys call the police.
You never snitch on your best friend.
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Au where Ranboo works as a librarian. When Techno, head of the local orphanage, asks if he could set up a reading hour for the orphans, Ranboo immidiately says yes. What Ran didnt expect was for Tommy, head of the new program, to terrorize him every waking moment from that day on
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People always tell him he doesnt study enough, which isn't true! He studies more than everyone else in his class, thats for sure. He even gets his brother, and past valedictorian, Techno to help him out. He couldn't do anything more.
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It takes a lot of pestering from Wilbur to drag him back out of his room again. It takes Techno compromising on watching Up, despite how much theyve watched it. And it takes Phil bringing out his favourite snacks to cheer him up.
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He expects a bad mark. What he doesn't expect is an email home from his teacher. When Phil confronts him about his 46% on his exam, Tommy goes blank.
He spends his afternoon in the confines of his room, self exiling from the world.
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Techno picks up another cat too, Ranboo. Ranboo, who is also a shifter. While Techno's screaming at Wilbur to just shift and cut the act, Ranboo and Tommy shift to human form and eat all of Techno's snacks. Which then gets blamed on Wilbur once again. And the cycle continues...
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It takes a lot to stop Tommy from shutting down. Its a good thing the Watsons are always up for a challenge.
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But he's still failing. He finishes his exam, double and triple checking his work. Theres nothing else he can do.
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any au that has tommy as a history major (its me thats my au) is worth reading (you should all read it its my baby and its 23k words in existence and its coming out Soon)
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Au where one night while he's rushing home from work, Ranboo gets drawn to the sound of live music blasting from down the street. The song gets stuck in his head, leading to restless nights filled with endless google lyric searches.
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helen distortion
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The answer comes to him in the form of a human.
Wilbur is everything Tommy needs him to be. He's gentle and kind, always taking care of Tommy. He breaks up the cat fights Tommy starts. And best of all, he talks to Tommy like he's a human (Which would be weird if he wasnt one)
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If it didn't sound so crazy, Tommy would almost say they were a bit like brothers. If, well, you ignore the cat bit.
Tommy even starts to suspect Wilburs onto him. He treats him oddly human. It'd be terrifying if it was anybody but Wilbur.
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TO DO LIST:
- go to work ✅
- eat my food ✅
- reproduce ✅
- feed those kids ✅
- maybe use a sextant? ❌
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haha... hey guys. funny seeing you here. pls rt !
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Tommy had never been good at forgiving, had he?
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It took Tommy another 5 years after that. 5 years to find a loving family, a safe space to call home. 5 years with no contact from Techno.
But its okay. Phil is nothing like his past foster parents, and Wilbur always brightens his days with playful banter. Its great!
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Tommy: Techno guess what
Techno: ...Don't even
Tommy: Guess what!
Techno: it's not worth it
Tommy: Guess what, Techno!
Techno: ... What?
Tommy: Chicken butt!
*loud, cut off screaming as Techno loses it and chases him out of the library*
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When Wilbur doesn't bring him back to the shelter, or the police station, and instead lead him back to his own home, Tommy doesn't mind. He could get used to living with his Brother, as a human.
Maybe familial ties were worth more than whatever money he saved on food as a cat.
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Months after meeting him, Tommy decides it might be time for a grand reveal.
What can he say? He's always been one for surprises.
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in the safe house. straight up "reading statements". and by "statements", haha, well. let's justr say. "hello jon, apologies for the deception"
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Wilbur introduced Techno as his friend and sort-of-brother. His twin.
Tommy didn't stay much longer than that. At the first opportunity, he ran.
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it turns out that while Technoblade didn't have time for Tommy, he definitely had time for others.
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Word Count Goal for 2023 !! You've got 48 hours 🫶
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