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AndyinBrum @[email protected] Warning may contain gratuitous use of swearwords and other abusive language. it is big and it is clever. Says fuck a fucking lot

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@AndyinBrum
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2 years
For a lot of my tweets today, please note that “you absolute fucking moron” is at the end, but silent
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@peckerwindsor
Richard Penn
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CAIRO!
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@AndyinBrum
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@AndyinBrum
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Currently wondering if I go out and scream “CONTACT RIGHT. 1ST SQUAD GO HARD SUPPRESSING FIRE. 2ND SQUAD STRAIGHT UP THE MIDDLE BAGS OF SMOKE BAGS IF AGGRESSION” the irritating cunts will stop letting off fireworks
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@AndyinBrum
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“Retired”
@BBCBreakfast
BBC Breakfast
1 month
A military horse that bolted through central London after being startled by construction work has retired to the country. 15 year old Quaker was one of five Household Cavalry Mounted Regiment horses spooked while they were on an exercise in Belgravia https://t.co/gOGnWKkLog
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
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All the Portland Frogs need to do to drive ICE out, is take a note from the US army getting Noriega out of the embassy, but blasting the Frog Chorus on repeat 24/7
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
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I remember fondly on here a number of the Tories I follow being excited about Badenoch because she was feisty and rude in interviews and select committees. And how she’d be a good Tory leader. How’s that going now?
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@AndyinBrum
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
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I’m slightly worried that I understood the halftime Oranges thing.
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
1 month
I assume Trump is completely ignoring the golf and won’t mention it at all this weekend
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
1 month
Never understood the right’s insane views on 15 minute neighbourhoods. It’s exactly what you claim to want, strong local community
@SCP_Hughes
Samuel Hughes
2 months
The King endured decades of mockery and vitriol for building a mixed use, walkable, vernacular urban quarter at Poundbury. Now the Government says that Poundbury will be the model for next generation of new towns. Quite a vindication!
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
2 months
Red Roses watching Canada marmalise the Black Ferns
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
2 months
I bet you get more comments about that than anything else you’ve ever done. #WarshipPedantsAssemble
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
2 months
I think the front 3 rows at the ENSA show at WeHaveWaysFest should set up a support group after seeing much more of @almurray than we ever thought possible. Cracking show.
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
2 months
Craig here, carefully ignoring the Far Right assassination of Jo Cox. Because that was fine, obviously
@R0SBIF
Craig
2 months
Ironic that people are talking about "what if the murder of Charlie Kirk happened in Britain?". It happened to Sir David Amess - assassinated in broad daylight in the name of Islam. Amess's colleagues squirmed in embarrassment that it had caused a fuss.
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
2 months
So it was a rightwing Christian nut job was it? But you were all so sure it was some trans anti fa immigrant. I’m sure you’ll have a sit down, as yet again it isn’t a leftie doing the political assassination & you’ll think about your actions and accusations. Right? Lol
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
2 months
Me reading your tweets
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@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum grateful im not PayPalPatine
2 months
I’m convinced that all history books are just a way for the authors to settle scores and basically call other historians a bunch of know nothing fuckwits
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@TashP351
Tashy McTashface
2 months
Young guy at till today: “Do you know if you have wifi? It’s what connects you to the internet?” How I think I look at work vs how I actually look at work. 🫤
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@AndyinBrum
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2 months
Freddy’s fine when it’s gays, immigrants or people of colour, but Catholics, that’s beyond the pale
@spectator
The Spectator
2 months
We are witnessing a concomitant outbreak of virulent anti-Catholicism in the land of the free. ✍️ Freddy Gray https://t.co/rPuMFBnEZK
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