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Chris Palmer

@thatchrispalmer

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Liberal realist. Sports nut. Aware of my weight, thanks. I cuss a lot. Be forewarned. Reality is the ultimate talking point. Can does not mean should.

Clifton, New Jersey
Joined March 2009
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Chris Palmer
2 years
@wheres_the_loot @briantylercohen That's because there was a fucking pandemic and nobody could drive.
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@BeOnePeople @JasonSCampbell Wait, Louie Gohmert was a judge? How is that possible?
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2 years
@BadLegalTakes That makes no sense at all. I mean, even if you have nothing to hide, that’s a massive invasion of your privacy.
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2 years
@jimeddy859 @MarshaBlackburn I think that if you vote against a spending plan and it passes, your state should not receive the money they would get. Because judging by your actions you clearly don’t want it.
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3 years
@nastywomanco Cardio. It’s easy to get some when you’re running circles around them.
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2 years
@RexChapman I’ll still eat one. Doesn’t matter to me. That’s the thing. Fast food is what it is. You’re not eating it because it’s some great culinary delight; it’s cheap (usually), it’s easy, and it’s there. Whether or not you should be, well, you do you.
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1 year
@MuellerSheWrote Two points I wanna make: 1) it’s about fucking time 2) somehow clean shaven Jack Smith looks more intimidating than full bearded Jack Smith.
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@realTuckFrumper The DOJ should tell Jim Jordan “or else what?”
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1 year
@Acyn You know what I’m concerned with? Matt Gaetz’s continued presence as a legislator.
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1 year
@PoliticsVerse Who's the one who helped Trump's cause along more than anyone in the US in 2016? Chris Christie. Too late to repent now, big man. You shouldn't have done it and you need to reap what you helped sow.
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2 years
@davidmweissman Oh my God, a Hispanic woman can afford a plane ticket! Call the National Guard! Call the Space Force!
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2 years
@BadLegalTakes Oh, this guy again. Saw this yesterday. My head still hurts.
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2 years
@ConSelfOwns Says “Sergiy”.
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2 years
@patriottakes Somebody needs to counter this with an expulsion motion for her. This is outrageous.
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1 year
@MysterySolvent Is it just me or do those boobs look incredibly lopsided?
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1 year
@sirrelkinstein @PoliticsVerse He conceded that he didn’t want to have to pay for a recount. That doesn’t mean it’s over. The trigger was automatic. Now, whether or not it makes a difference is irrelevant. We need to see just how close this got.
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1 year
@gregst75 @RexChapman Lots of people are drunks. Does that make this point any less valid?
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2 years
@General_Hogs @jeahmarsbars @jemelehill No, CRT is just something the GOP chose to latch itself onto as a scare tactic for the fragile white people that compose an overwhelmingly large portion of their voter base.
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1 year
@ChaosPigeon1 An acquittal in a criminal court does not protect you from liability in a civil court. Suck it up Kyle.
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2 years
@LeftyLiteral @TristanSnell Okay, who among us here is legit surprised? Nobody? Okay then.
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@thatchrispalmer
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11 months
@DanApeMan @ChidiNwatu @BarackObama Neither is paying for Twitter.
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11 months
@TrendingLiberal See, the difference was we knew Hunter was up to some shit. And that Hunter was his own man and still is his own man. Nothing changes anything about what Trump did. Whatever the peak of Hunter’s wrongdoing is, Trump will always be able to say “hold my beer”.
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@thatchrispalmer
Chris Palmer
5 years
@B_Effin_G This is how you know it was a fancy car. There's a lighter in the side door ashtray. Buddy of mine had a Buick like this. Grandma's Skylark not only had the ashtrays in the side, but there was one in the back of the center console for backseat smokers.
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2 years
@the_vello Meanwhile his opponent is still trying to figure out how to pump gas.
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2 years
@LovelyLola1313 @JoJoFromJerz With a steel toed boot.
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2 years
@patriottakes If she wants control of the Senate she should be bitching at her party to put up candidates that aren't total scumfuckers!
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3 years
@nodqdotcom He ain’t buff and he looks like he’s been on some stuff.
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2 years
@AdamParkhomenko I applaud Senator Schatz. If I was giving that speech I definitely would’ve sworn on the floor of the Senate.
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3 years
@WindsorBeaver @patriottakes There’s no correlation between his BBB downgrade and his Trump support. That happened way before he even got involved.
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3 years
@omegaichiban @d_weezy @AceHardware Answers. That’s not the point, and....that’s not the point.
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11 months
@Tn_patriot1796 This isn’t entertaining. This isn’t even worth the time it wasted on television.
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@thatchrispalmer
Chris Palmer
6 years
@DWinSTL @careygarneau @Db88Fan @TomiLahren So giving money to a family planning organization is bad and donating to what's become a support group for domestic terrorism is good. Gotcha.
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11 months
@NunesAlt DeSantis is somehow a better option? It’s like trading hemorrhoids for jock itch.
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2 years
@patriottakes He looks like a dude who spends more time outside the Target in a van, if you know what I mean
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1 year
@davidmweissman My mom is almost four years older than my dad, and my brother’s wife is older than him by a couple years. What of it?
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11 months
@RonFilipkowski And then when we can’t prevent the next 9/11, can we charge her and everyone who votes for it as accessories to murder?
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11 months
@undergradwoman @spud_happy @GregCasar @MeidasTouch @GregAbbott_TX Good lord. They’re satire. Satire is protected speech. Hustler Magazine v. Falwell. Abbott, however, isn’t being satirical.
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3 years
@patriottakes I really want to know what is actually going through these people’s minds sometimes.
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11 months
@RpsAgainstTrump Well, kick them out of the caucus. Then maybe we can work with your side.
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11 months
@MeidasTouch So that’s why Gym Jordan wasn’t keen on being open about this guy.
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2 years
@StephenM Hey Stephen: How does it feel knowing your movement just got a swift kick in the gut with a steel toed boot with spiked toes?
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10 months
@MuellerSheWrote @DebiPennyLane He keeps saying Chinatown like a dog whistle. Thinks if he says it enough people will associate Biden with China.
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2 years
@JoJoFromJerz To steal a line from Eminem, “save it boy, we got you on tape”.
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3 years
@Eloriel @tedlieu If the potential political future of your client is at stake, you make damn sure everything is right. Even spelling. Typos are not an excuse.
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2 years
@PatriotHik @cathyob1 @DashDobrofsky They did not “murder an unarmed woman”. They defended themselves from an attack by domestic terrorists. Ashli Babbitt was a terrorist. Kyle Rittenhouse was also a terrorist.
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2 years
@plaidgiraffapus @CalltoActivism Or if sweeping the ground would contain it? Oh wait. That’s for wildfires. Never mind.
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10 months
@MichaelW1ll1s @USConst_Amend_I It doesn’t protect one from consequences related to something one says. If it did, libel and slander laws would not exist.
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@AdamVonderau @SarahSpain 6 years, 0 followers.
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10 months
@patriottakes Guess I know where I’m not eating.
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1 year
@adamtebrugge They voted for him. I have no sympathy.
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1 year
@txradioguy @RonFilipkowski Isn't it funny how the people who crow the loudest about free speech don't know what the First Amendment says?
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2 years
@ACTBrigitte I don’t wanna hear from him. Why doesn’t he put his money where his mouth is and go back to the state he claims as his residence and help out? That might show some leadership skills.
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1 year
@Manny7291957 @AmoneyResists We didn't claim a stolen election and try to overthrow the government to get what we wanted.
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3 years
@HamburglarMn @jemelehill A) coronavirus B) his state is in a historic deep freeze it doesn’t know how to handle C) he is one of its two representatives in the Senate, piggybacking off of B
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2 years
@MikeDostalDrums @MuellerSheWrote So? We can still get that some other way. Take the victory however small and let the cap remain an issue.
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1 year
@realTuckFrumper They really pick winners in the GOP these days, don’t they.
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2 years
@Anxious2KCowboy @MaddowBlog @jmartNYT What the fuck difference does it make?
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2 years
@DearAuntCrabby @BreezeJenifa Suck it up, Pam. You’re only gonna be in there for two months. You’re a fortunate woman.
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1 year
@RonFilipkowski See, this is how you peacefully protest. Notice no guns, no storming of the Florida State Capitol, no breaking and entering.
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2 years
@blouiem @MayoIsSpicyy Believing chocolate milk comes from brown cows is just weird. Believing TFG is the second coming is at the very least blasphemous and at the very most sociopathy.
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2 years
@Brando_Garrett2 @RexChapman Oh great. The semantic argument again. Is a republic also not a democracy, just in a different form?
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2 years
@RancidGinger If there wasn’t anything resembling a wholehearted apology in there I’d have said “oh, I’m sorry, I would love to, but there’s that little thing about suing me for custody I just ain’t gonna forgive you for.”
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3 years
@MajesticResists The choice was the future of our country or the death of our country as we knew it. I chose the future, and I will never be sorry for that choice.
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Chris Palmer
2 years
@USConst_Amend_I So the framers used incomprehensible gibberish. Gotcha.
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6 years
@MrazCBS @ericthewheeler When you said "both sides are right".
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2 years
@MysterySolvent As expected. But not for the reason why most might think; Biden could nominate Jesus Christ for Supreme Court and they’d still vote no.
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2 years
@MayoIsSpicyy Sure it’s a rumor? I imagine he’s gone through several dozen packs of extra absorbent Depends by this point.
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1 year
@COPDLiving @aintscarylarry @MarindaVannoy1 That’s not supporting free speech. You shouldn’t have to pay money to ensure that. By the way, you only need to hit the space bar once in between words.
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2 years
@RonFilipkowski Okay. What exactly is going on here? Like seriously. I’m confused.
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1 year
@billdubs @tedlieu Where were you with this outrage on January 6, Bill?
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2 years
@OlgesKevin @MuellerSheWrote I think her head has exploded at this point.
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2 years
@wheres_the_loot @briantylercohen And funny how people seem to forget that under Trump's watch, the average price went up almost 60 cents a gallon within a year.
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