Using high-resolution photographs and modern image-analysis techniques, a chemical engineer has reexamined the Shroud of Turin and concluded that its faint body image is best explained by a short, intense burst of radiation, rather than paint, scorching, or natural decay. The

Actually I would like an honest answer to Ms. Kennedy's question, too, please

I'm just saying

I used to oversee the Secret Service. The fact that the Vice President’s Office was worried about danger — from President Trump turning against VP Pence — is both historically unprecedented & terrifying.

I don't care who you are. If you have a PhD and are considered a "very serious, buttoned-up guy," you're still subject to tje laws of this country. Break the law and take the consequences. You're not special.

I’m telling you this time is going to be different

Why did 192 Republicans vote against a $28 million emergency fund to address the baby formula shortage?

One example that really summarizes Elon Musk is when he said he'd fix all the lead pipes in Flint and just donated water filters to 12 schools instead.

Since this is probably the last day I can tweet this, can I just remind folks that Elon Musk is a union-busting billionaire who inherited money from his dad's apartheid-era emerald mines? Tax the rich + unionize Twitter now!

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If Jeff Bezos can afford a $500 million yacht and fancy multimillion dollar homes all over the world, you know what? He can afford to pay workers at Amazon decent wages, decent benefits, and provide good working conditions.

Elon Musk to everyone: "screw world hunger, I'm buying Twitter"

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

Teacher: Listen, I really do need to go. Admin: Bob, we just need you to finalize those grades first. And turn in your lesson plans.

So let me get this straight: The GOP want to steal elections, ban books and ban you from saying "Gay," but THEY are party of freedom? Did I get that right?

Of all the horrible things @GovRonDeSantis has done, this truly may be the worst — Esther Byrd, #QAnon-adjacent defender of Jan. 6 rioters, appointed to Florida Board of Education. Reporting by @AGGancarski https://t.co/Eq3XNwWRl2 #FlaPol

In addition to keeping the planet habitable, another good reason to aggressively transition to green energy is we wouldn’t have to go hat in hand to beg our corrupt authoritarian petrostate partners for help against corrupt authoritarian petrostate enemies.

Y'all. Judge Jenkins' tweet about Beto is *chef's kiss*

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