tetsuo.cpp (no slop)
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Not affiliated with *that* tetsuo. Compilers, infosec, systems-programming. Building compilers for ZK hardware. Senior Staff Supreme Engineer.
Melbourne, Australia
Joined July 2025
Sometimes I like to put on my headphones and listen to electronic music so I feel like a leet hacker while I tell Claude to think hard and not make any mistakes.
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Maybe I really do need a new handle!
@tetsuo_cpp I was 100% sure you're one of "the" tetsuo minions, so lucky I didn't block you on sight lol.
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Thrilled to announce we're open-sourcing the CUDA Tile dialect and bytecode! https://t.co/wgUD9k4OxE What's included: • CUDA Tile MLIR dialect • Bytecode serialization/deserialization support • MLIR Python bindings for programmatic IR construction •
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CUDA Tile IR is an MLIR-based intermediate representation and compiler infrastructure for CUDA kernel optimization, focusing on tile-based computation patterns and optimizations targeting NVIDIA te...
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I've been using the handle "tetsuo" or "tetsuo-cpp" for the past 10 years for anything tech related. Imagine my dismay when I sign up to Twitter and one of the most prolific slop posters on the platform uses the same name. 😭
of course, this code is complete AI slop. Right off the bat, headers aren’t passed for POST/PUT/DELETE. Both the help and -v options flat out lie about what was sent. Literally half of the flags are no-ops. Oh, and it just silently drops authentication, so that’s fun. But
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So happy to see my favourite @trophyeyesmusic again today. Last time was back in 2020 when I lived in Sydney. :-)
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The best editor is the one that doesn’t one-shot you into customising it for the rest of your life.
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I was like this as a grad. I had no general knowledge of anything related to computing. I remember one of my uni classmates mentioned JSON, and I replied, "Who's Jason?" I've come a long way since then. :-)
man it can be so wild interviewing people. just talked to someone for a sw role who didn't know what a thinkpad was. he saw a laptop on the side and asked what kind of computer it was. I said ah just a random thinkpad. he was like what's that.
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Whatever happened to ASRA (Australia's take on DARPA)? I remember it got announced in 2022, but I never heard about it ever again.
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Announcing the Beta release of ty: an extremely fast type checker and language server for Python, written in Rust. We now use ty exclusively in our own projects and are ready to recommend it to motivated users. 10x, 50x, even 100x faster than existing type checkers and LSPs.
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Fun fact: Valgrind is pronounced Val-grinned. I guess this also applies to other “grinds” like Callgrind and Cachegrind.
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I learned about DFA (Data Flow Analysis) optimizations back in the early 1980s. I eagerly implemented them for my C compiler, and it was released as "Optimum C". Then came the C compiler roundup benchmarks in the programming magazines. I breathlessly opened the issue, and was
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Well, this is cursed.
Prediction: the next wave of programming languages will just be AI prompts. Someone's just released ai_bindgen ( https://t.co/UccqB4f8wN) into the Rust ecosystem, which allows annotation to create functionality with natural language:
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I think tile-based programming models are happening whether they're onboard with it or not. So the choice is really between letting something portable like Triton gain traction, or to win with their own solution where they're free to introduce NV specific primitives and throw
Curious. Did Nvidia end the Cuda "moat" ? If they move to tiles like most other hardware, the AI kernels will be easier to port. https://t.co/ggeT0RUbfv
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(reposts appreciated pls) hey, is anyone in the bay (preferably sf) willing/able to take care of a kitten for a little bit? while going to the ER today we took a stray in because he looks just like my kitty that passed away.. it made me cry and i felt really emotional about
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Very interesting! I wonder how this compares to Triton.
CUDA Tile has shipped! You can now `pip install cuda-tile`. I'm excited to see what y'all will build with it! Docs & resources: https://t.co/COaPkL7ZIV GitHub: https://t.co/XWmNmrUi8F
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