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X100D FSD. Ex-Twitter Tesla liaison of design. YT: $Tsla investor. Not fin advisor.
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Just want to highlight some of my best work lol
Thank you. Here every night, folks. Validated parking at the front if you need.
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@HenMazzig
Does Gaza have the highest density of hospitals in the world or did they just put one over each tunnel?
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Clever. Tesla changes PIN pad location on screen each time you drive so your fingerprints don't build up and give away your numbers.
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I've been saying this for a while. Skip the $1500 destination fee and all the diesel fuel, Tesla, and create a "Factory Pickup Experience" that buyers will travel to
So they can only fit 4 Cybertrucks and a Model Y on one semi which seems like a huge bottleneck to me.
@elonmusk
if you would let us come pick them up in Austin that would save you the logistical headache.
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Tesla: "We've cured prostate cancer!"
Reuss: Tesla "Cure" Condemns Women
Lorna: Deep Dive: All the Cancers Tesla Hasn't Cured
Daneh: Tesla To Charge Patients to Save Their Life. Or Die.
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I wondered why FSD wasnt going on the green, then he zoomed by...
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BREAKING: Tesla has agreed to manufacture, distribute, and sell its own vehicles and in- house battery technology globally.
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@MsMelChen
This was the point of
@elonmusk
's tweet that media conflates to be anti-semitic
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If Tesla has to provide CCS on its chargers for Fed money, then why shouldn't the CCS networks also be required to provide Tesla plugs to be accessible to all?
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"Even more impressive and true to Tesla's word, the Plaid is capable of posting those times consistently, never varying by more than a fraction of a second ... We've never tested a car so robotic in its consistency"
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NKLA is turning out to be what TESLAQ fantasized Tesla to be.
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@SawyerMerritt
@Tesla
CCS installers should not get federal handouts either unless they include NACS.
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for the bears that believe Tesla deliveries numbers are fake, where are increasing number of Teslas on the road coming from?
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@AxiomAmerican
The reason some studies seem to show mental improvement is likely the kids not the actual treatment like they try to conclude but rather the kids find a social support network, which is what they need all along, not mutilation.
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Lady at work told me today her husband works at Ford on future concept dev or something and that they always complain that Tesla has an unfair advantage "with all their subsidies."
Uh, like what now? They're all available to Ford, too.
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@eyeslasho
Whenever ppl say "we need to address income inequality," this is what's always missing: actually "observing what makes people successful."
Ppl demonize the factors that create success and independence while claiming to be concerned about inequality.
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So
@Mercedes
CEO retires saying challenges for the next guy are significant.
@BMW
CEO steps down.
@Audi
CEO was arrested and fired last year.
But yeah, let's worry about Tesla departures.
Disruption will wipe out ALL CEOs of all the Old Auto firms ..... THE big winner will be $TSLA! Nokia/ iPhone Moment just around the corner!
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I'm impressed by TSLA longs that do not own a Tesla vehicle.
I feel like owning a Tesla is like inside knowledge about how revolutionary Tesla's vehicles are.
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The MachE is a great third vehicle.
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@redsteeze
"our goal is to kill you!"
woman carries defense weapon
"oooh, see you're not innocent!"
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I used to have most of my portfolio in high risk TSLA.
But now I have most of it in an established megacap TSLA.
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@RationalEtienne
@elonmusk
In the interest of mitigating risk for their company and clients, they should not allow the hedge funds to cover on restricted days either.
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I think I might have gotten a Semi Delivery invitation.
This a legit email,
@MartinViecha
?
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Tesla detractors:
$300 going to dip
$400 going to dip
$500 going to dip
$600 going to dip
$700 going to dip
$800 going to dip
$900 going to dip
$720 HA! See? Nailed it!
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@jordon_hodges
@TeslaCharging
It's not a monopoly; anyone automaker or charge company can build their network across the US if they want to
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@WallStreetSilv
Student loans should be commensurate with the expected yearly salary.
So if you will make a small salary, you can only borrow a small amount.
This will incentivize students to go into fields that pay more (often bc they are more useful). this direction can also address gender pay…
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@Lukewearechange
no, US mosquitos could always spread malaria.
There just arent enough humans with malaria for them to acquire it and spread it.
Also the GMo mosquitos fail at reproduction, so they can't make more mosquitos.
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"Every day 100K ppl are going to show up to work at Tesla and continue to grind away at these problems and make Tesla a better and stronger company"
-Rob Mauer
@TeslaPodcast
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My brother (Bay area) ordered an SR+ model 3 after the Y reveal (14th) and received it today (16th). Also, it was delivered by an AP firmware intern. Took 10min, and he left in an Uber. Typical car buying experience. 😆
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@teslaenergy
@tesla_na
can you enable "arbitrage mode" so we can use the grid to charge while it's cheap at night, and then power the home off battery during the day when it's pricey?
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Mercedes EQS has these cools UV lights everywhere so you can tell if there's any fingerprints or body fluids on your car interior.
/s
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Sorry, but putting tape on a speed sign is not "hacking." It's defacing, and illegal. Shall test how we can "hack" humans by removing "Do not enter" signs in various places?
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@hubermanlab
The retina is peripheral sensor, a multilayer of photoreceptors, and connects to the brain via peripheral nerves (optic nerves). There's no brain tissue in it (gray matter or white matter)
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The hidden flashlight in the Rivian seems like a gimmick, but I've used it like 3 times this month.
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If Tesla starts building energy products in Austin, will they call it Austin Powers Co?
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So far, using the Auto seat heater has eliminated the need for the seat heater button for me.
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@amy_m_kg
@jeremyfaust
@united
It doesn't prevent you from wearing one. Use an N95 (a real one) and it's highly unlikely you will get covid (science)
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@edleonklinger
Progressive support is weird for a religious patriarchy that hasn't progressed since the Middle Ages, but not surprising
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Oof. Rivian R1T drained 88% to 55% parked from Jan 13 to 28 (15 days).
About 2.2%/day (2.2% of a 135kwh pack is nearly 3kwh).
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@SwipeWright
The excerpt is a great example of how over-complicated academic phrasing and dehumanizing terms are used in sci literature to project an intellectual supremacy and distract from what's actually being said.
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If Tesla had a human ride hailing service that only cost $0.50/mi, would you sell your cars and switch to that?
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@SawyerMerritt
honestly not sure the Fed money is worth it. It might be better to stay out of the mucky mire that is the state of non-Tesla charging, and not be tainted by it, and instead focus on building the best fast charge network possible.
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@nickineily
Nearly all the teachers and kids ended up getting covid anyway.
The massive omicron wave is what brought it to an end, not vaccines or mandates.
And the extremely low risk to kids was clear from very early
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I wonder if Tesla has spent more man hours developing AutoWipers than cost they saved eliminating the little sensor
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@JamesEsses
@Etsy
society went from rebelling against corsets of the Victorian age to binding the chests of adolescents
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@bac37
Lol "in the very, very rare chance you do get [the virus] after being vaccinated, you don't even feel sick" -Fauci
Eventually, vaccinated ppl made up a large portion of infections and hospitalizations as omicron took us out of the pandemic.
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@leekern13
The western progressive seems unable to recognize there are religious culture that still promote medieval-like dedication of their cultures enemies, not fair compromise and peace
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I've lost count how many electric, 2000mi trips I've done in my Tesla already
We’re building 500,000 electric vehicle charging stations across the country.
The great American road trip will be fully electrified.
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Please share your Tesla(s) vehicle names in a comment [then RT :D)--
S70D - White Wizard
X100D - Blue Steel
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@iliketeslas
@WholeMarsBlog
@jasondebolt
@28delayslater
@defnotES2
@lucaatalla
Hard nope.
Musk is the representation retailers want
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@SwipeWright
never doubt the ability of the human mind to convolute itself to protect an idea it wants to be right
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@SawyerMerritt
Probably short sighted, there will still be probably 100 million ICE vehicles on the road in 2040.
And, if EV "suburbans" are not affordable, ppl will buy what they can afford
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Some clips that didn't make it into the final Superbowl ad.
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If everyone in the US gave $20, that'd be more than Musk's $6B to solve the world's problems!
Why don't ppl just give their own money?
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@JamesEsses
@FT
It's so ironic that the ppl doing this dividing are the real adversaries to progress and inclusion. And, they have no problem with aggression or micro aggressions, it's just who they allow you to do them against.
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Imagine seeing rocket launches and the space shuttle and being like, "you know what, I can do that better."
And then doing it.
@spaceX
is a national treasure.
Worth (re)watching this 5 March 2014 Senate hearing w/
@elonmusk
where
@ulalaunch
attempted to rationalize why their costs were 4x higher than
@SpaceX
while intimating Falcon 9 rocket wasn't reliable enough for National Security launches.
🎦
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Wife has had extra pregnancy and chiropractic appt as baby is due.
Came home today in tears, and as I came over thinking the worst, she tells me she scraped one of my scorpion referral wheels.
Never been so happy to have curb rash.
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Autopilot is def hugging one side when next to giant trucks.
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@RationalEtienne
@elonmusk
@chazman
If we don't control misinformation, ppl could start believing the earth is round.
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@jordon_hodges
@TeslaCharging
Oh they're a mess! Lol I don't think they want to spend the money. But Tesla's not monopolizing, they're just the only one putting in the work
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@Rob_ThaBuilder
"microdosing and raising and lowering [hormones] to *get what the kid is going for"*
🤯 it's like their kids are lawns.
This lie has such consequences for kids.
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This is what's so weird. There's zero attention to non-Tesla ADAS. They can be abused and tricked, and they're no better than basic autopilot.
Why is NHTSA only nitpicking Tesla?
@WholeMarsBlog
@NHTSAgov
Ford's bluecruise is tricked via the weight-on-wheel method, has no strike system, has no speed limitation. While hands free bluecruise doesn't work above 81mph, there are no limitations or penalties in it via weight-on-wheel subversion method. Found in all MME and most F150s.
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There is a high likelihood I will be getting Model 3 this quarter.
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@KareemRifai
Pretty weird seeing Team "we know about ethno-oppression, woke up ppl!" basically just blind eye Jewish history
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@MsMelChen
eh, there's a vast difference between constructive negative consequences and yelling or verbal abuse.
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@russ1mitchell
@elonmusk
"Ven-ti-la-tor: A device requested and spec'd by a hospital before being donated and received; often underappreciated by non-medical paid critics."
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