Glad to have picked up some Cold Mountain today but nostalgic for the old @coldmtntracker days…

…and to think I used to like the term “meta”.

Verifying myself: I am terpify on https://t.co/Sq6pc1NWTO. tmfUeIEid2bPn5bT13vskKHCZvX942orfc_i /

RT if your dog is smarter than Donald Trump.

I wish I had an EMP that only worked on 2-cycle engines.

Perfect night for soccer. #AshevilleCitySC

We may not have won the game, but we won the sunset. #ACSC @AshevilleCitySC

GAMEDAY 🔵🔵🔵 #MaxOutMemorial

Pretty sure Siri hates me.

Can’t ever get enough of Peanut Butter Jelly Time Ale? Well, raspberry won’t be the only PBJ flavor you can try this year... we’ll have blackberry, strawberry-rhubarb, concord grape and a mystery flavor all on March 2nd! On tap for a limited time only in Catawba tasting rooms.

This is #AVL

Ugly sidewalks, beautiful sunsets. Nailed it, Asheville, NC.

Apple preorder process: 0 stars

For those not familiar with Minnesota customs:

My office weather vane.

Happy 828 y’all. @AshevilleBrewin

We've got 2 tix for the @ashevillecomedy 8/9 #FamousShowcase w/ @RichVos. Want 'em? Share this through 8/7 or enter on Facebook! #avlent

Great hike today for Rose (our foster).

For science! #sciencemarchAVL