Tired of fake founders? I gotchu. 👉 Try it. Roast someone. 💬 Who should I run through it next?.🔁 Tag a fake founder. Built it. Shipped it. (Im a CEO now, apparently)

If I can’t work from the pool, I don’t want the job

I love my girlfriends

The startups that win are the ones who iterate faster, do it cheaper & master marketing (make dank memes).

All successful people have daddy issues. I'm even more convinced of this now. agree/disagree?

Thank god Cursor is on mobile now so we can code while laser hair removal-ing our buttholes.

Peak degen SF tech bro last night at an underground robot fight club

SF Tech bros flirting

Every tech bro in SF has a Labubu now wtf is going on.

🎉 Happy Canada Day & H2 🇨🇦✨We're now in Q3 of the year. Quarter 1️⃣ just flew by wtf 🤯 and here we are already! We are already done h1 and HALF of 25!. That means you still have two full quarters left to chase your goals and make 2025 count 🚀📈. Here’s a photo from one of my

95% of my skillset is now worthless but 5% is 10x because of AI. Someone said this and I couldn’t agree more.

I just got the ONLY Cybertruck in SF that’s on Lyft 👀 Am I a real Silicon Valley girl now?

The mood these days 😂🥲

Shooting Q3 targets already. Deploying arrows faster than your latest build pipeline

Am I first in line to die now when our robot overlords takeover? 👀 Reminder to always say “please” and “thank you” to the AI-just in case. 😅 At @VivaTech, I may or may not have tested the limits of some robot dogs… in the name of science (and fun). 🤖⚽ sorry unitreerobotics.

I’m in DC right now and I can confirm this is what’s happening.

My dad made me cry over math so many times. He always said, “You’ll thank me one day.”.So here’s my annual thank you post 🤣❤️. CS gave me freedom, remote work, & a dream life. Go learn. It’s worth it 🧡

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla.

The Tesla Cybercab robotaxi unveiling in Paris 👀 how is this going to be under 30k?

If he doesn’t show you he wants you as much as Microsoft Edge wants to be your default browser, he’s not the one babe.