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Taylor Johnson

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@taylordson
Taylor Johnson
3 years
When I saw the news, I came searching for this clip.
@keaaaaley
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3 years
Tony Bennett (battling with Alzheimer’s) said Lady Gaga’s name for the first time at their last concert together. this was a special moment for both of them. #RIPTonyBennett
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@remywilkins
Remy Wilkins
3 years
“A man reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.” — G. C. Lichtenberg
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@taylordson
Taylor Johnson
3 years
I told you all
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@PicoIyer
Pico Iyer
3 years
“I’m very concerned,” Mister Rogers told Charlie Rose, in 1994, before most of us knew, or had really used. the Internet, “that our society is much more interested in information than in wonder.”
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Austin Kleon
3 years
What you try to crop out and hide now might eventually be what you will want to see. https://t.co/TzYPX7PmQY
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Leaving in the stuff you’re inclined to crop out.
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Austin Kleon
3 years
“perfect all of your memories” is wild on many levels but it also misunderstands what photographs do for us over time: the thing you think is ugly or boring in a photograph now will be the most interesting thing later (something @claytoncubitt taught me) https://t.co/HGdBe73zHI
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Taylor Johnson
3 years
I only go to church on Super Bowl Sunday for the announcements
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Austin Kleon
3 years
“The best way to complain is to make things.” —James Murphy
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3 years
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@Chelsea_Fagan
Chelsea Fagan
3 years
this man is like the only person who has ever actually gotten the superhuman confidence and success promised by a cult. he's like the top .01% girlie they bring on stage at an MLM conference to show what's possible
@TomCruise
Tom Cruise
3 years
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
I got Shallow Hal’ed and now I only see Santa as a hunk. Christmas is ruined.
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Taylor Johnson
3 years
This is my brain in high school except Fozzie is dressed in the Black Parade marching band uniform and has undiagnosed ADHD.
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Taylor Johnson
3 years
I think my negative self talk would be a lot easier to handle if it sounded like them
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Michael R. Carlson
3 years
I invented the phrase “mighty ikran.”
@ralter
Rebecca Alter
3 years
the way @PodcastTheRide have shaped the culture
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Taylor Johnson
3 years
E.T. is the story of a boy’s first toxic codependent relationship
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@taylordson
Taylor Johnson
3 years
If you Quantum Leap into me, where do *I* go?
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@taylordson
Taylor Johnson
3 years
The Matrix trilogy
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@taylordson
Taylor Johnson
3 years
No one: This baby looks like a Glen.
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Taylor Johnson
3 years
My doctor just told me I have a prolapsed Catholic
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