Tarim Skeleton
@tarimskeleton
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Time is a flat treadmill and there’s a fat chick drinking diet coke on it
Joined December 2021
“ASURAS could be here” he thought “I’ve never been in this realm before. There could be ASURAS anywhere.” Chanted sutras reverberated, as the cheap green tea washed away his (merited) fear of demons. “With a great vehicle you can reincarnate anywhere you want” he said to himself”
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Imagining the insults that will be hurled about in the future neofeudal America: one noble telling another “your forefathers were Doordashers and your grandmother did Onlyfans”.
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RT @RealDixonUranus: "You get used to it. I don't even see the code, all I see is Will Stancil getting raped."
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Coworker that vapes has taken to calling me a “cigger” with a hard R because I smoke instead, truly smokers are the most oppressed race.
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RT @LemonPepperYBC: There’s no greater betrayal than when the zyn randomly poisons you instead of making you feel good. They’re much like w….
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Eating blistered shishito peppers and crackers with pine nut crusted goat cheese and 4 lagers u mad?.
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One time I was so desperately in love that I threw wildflowers seeds in the grass near the overpass she took to drive to me, she returned the favor with a polaroid of her tits, I’m not sure girls are capable of true love tbh.
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Designing a cocktail menu based off Yukio Mishima’s sea of fertility tetralogy and my drink for Runaway Horses includes human blood as an ingredient is this ok?.
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“The world’s largest convenience retailer based in Japan” is literally just 7-11 lmao.
Suspect in MN killings has quiet the bio listed on his security company, "Praetorian Guard Security Services"
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Bro thought he was Ryan Gosling from Drive (2011)
🚨 JUST IN: Security cam images show ass*ssin Vance Boelter knocking on a Minnesota lawmaker’s door wearing a latex mask and a security guard uniform, meant to look like a police officer. You can even see police lights from his security vehicle flashing. This is terrifying.
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How it feels to use a sous vide machine to jerk off with a precisely pussy temperature hand while everyone else is worrying about Israel-Iran stuff
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RT @JDVance: Gavin Newsom says he didn't have a problem until Trump got involved. Both of these photos were taken before the president auth….
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RT @realKalos: The realization that each random follower is living a life as violent and aristocratic as your own.
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You will never be a real Lana del Rey. You have no musical talent, no tasteful implication of drug use, no cajun boat tour husband. You are a nordic climate activist twisted by social media into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection
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