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Men, ask a woman if Shutting The Fuck Up (Tm) is right for you!
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CNN just had footage of cops spraying “dispersant” because people are protesting George Floyd’s death in Minneapolis.
Where was that shit when throngs of armed white people marched on state capitols a few weeks ago?
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‘Twas the night before impeachment,
And all through the land,
The people all wondered
What new presidential shitstorm was at hand.
#ImpeachmentEve
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Wow. Kamala Harris does an interview in shitty lighting and conservative twitter is here trying out all their most misogynistic Botox material.
BUT HAVE YOU PEOPLE SEEN YOUR FANTA FUHRER?
Sit the fuck down.
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@redditships
Reddit men: “My GF got shot and I told her to suck it up so I could beat my game’s final boss and now she’s mad at me. WTF?”
Reddit women: “My BF thinks emotions make him gay and stonewalls me when I try to squeeze the tiniest hint of affection from him. Am I overreacting?”
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Imagine being so fragile and insecure that you think pets are gendered.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
CNN is letting Anderson Cooper drink again. It’s gonna be a good year.
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Samantha Fuentes got shrapnel in her eye and a bullet in her legs.
A month later she stood in front of a million people to speak, threw up, and then finished her speech like a boss.
These kids are made of steel.
A girl who was shot w/ an AR15 5 weeks ago, Samantha Fuentes, stood up in front millions across the world, vomited on stage & then continued her incredible speech like nothing happened
This is why these kids will WIN
This is why these kids will CHANGE America
#MarchForOurLives
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Laura Palmer was a coke-addicted hooker fighting off literal demon possession but she still supported Meals on Wheels.
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I forget sometimes that there are people who don’t know that Paul Begala and Tucker Carlson used to have a bullshit show together and that Jon Stewart destroyed it.
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@AITA_reddit
AITA for always flaunting my belly but beating up the humans if they touch it?
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I don’t know why so many people are assuming Jon Stewart doesn’t know this.
The point of interviews like this is to show the rest of us what’s really out there, that it’s not hyperbole, that they have no shame, and get it on record.
Fascists aren’t going to change their ways because you embarrass them or point out their hypocrisy.
They will happily take your stage and endorsement of their legitimacy however.
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Stories that have gotten lost that should have been huge but 2020:
• Forced hysterectomies at ICE camps
• President doesn’t pay taxes
• Russia offering bounties on US military
• Breonna Taylor grand jury transcripts
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Remember kids, your right to vote is no more important than riding Space Mountain but if anybody wants you to wait a week to buy a gun YOU ARE BEING OPPRESSED.
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Rick Santorum is on CNN right now saying hey, we all knew all along that POTUS only cares about himself! What’s the big deal?
Nice Christian values there, Rick.
Also
@KirstenPowers
side eye is speaking for all of us. She looks embarrassed for him.
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@ChrisEvans
I honestly don’t think he does understand. He has a long history of treating women poorly, so he automatically identifies with the accused.
In general I think he views other people as just extras in his movie, to be used, fucked, or ignored. He has no empathy.
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@ask_aubry
“Women have told us exactly what’s happening here, but what the fuck do women know about their own thoughts or feelings? I have a PENIS.”
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Got some surgical results in.
“The findings are consistent with a complete pathologic response.”
There’s a lot of other medical jargon but I think that means that as far as they can tell I don’t have cancer anymore!
#TNBC
@ThanksCancer
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This one is for the “fake fan girls are taking over male hobbies” crowd.
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#TwinPeaks
is the kind of show where you'll watch a full two minutes of a dude sweeping a floor and be at the edge of your seat.
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@elonjames
Imagine saying “I was the only one throwing a big babyfit about simple safety protocols” and thinking it makes you sound good.
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@redditships
“I know that sounds bad, but wait til I provide context and you’ll see it’s actually SO MUCH WORSE.”
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I started out thinking, oh yeah, that must suck and then I got to the Cinderella part and was like
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@redditships
The second - THE SECOND - some man tells you he’s teaching you a lesson or anything like it, you need to goooooooo.
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@ask_aubry
“I’ve been cold and cruel and my wife finally stopped pretending not to notice. How do I avoid consequences?”
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Super weird how mobs of protesters are trying to storm the places where ballots are being counted but they’re not being kettled, tear gassed, arrested, or beaten.
Wonder why that might be. 🤔
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Look how obviously agitated and angry Maher gets when somebody doesn’t worship his stupid bloviating the way he wants and throws simple facts at him in a calm manner.
Seth MacFarlane is better at making the case for vaccines than any public official or medical expert I’ve seen.
Here he demolishes Bill Maher’s stupid assumptions and anecdotal “evidence”
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If he can’t bond with his child unless it has the fandom name he wants, he’s not going to be “an amazing father.”
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DAN IS OUT OF SURGERY.
He did great. It took almost ten hours of very delicate and meticulous work but THANOS IS GONE!!!
Waiting to see him in ICU soon.
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Apparently people are very angry at actual treasure John Boyega for pointing out that Kylo and Rey had ( to put it kindly) a very dysfunctional dynamic and aren’t really a great love story.
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We’re talking about banning e-cigs because six people died.
Remind me: how many people have been shot to death this year?
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I’m sorry, what?
We’re gonna act like anybody who looked even vaguely middle eastern wasn’t an instant pariah?
Today at the 9/11 Memorial in NYC, remembrances of loved ones mixed with powerful moments like this:
"Back then, no one cared if you were a Republican, Democrat, age, gender, race, ethnicity, we were united ... it should not take another tragedy to unite our nation ..."
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Got my CT scan results in.
NO MENTION OF A TUMOR.
They wrote a thorough report, including where my biopsy markers are, but couldn’t even see a tumor.
That little bastard was THREE CENTIMETERS in December.
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Also the He Gets Us people airing an ad where a cop washes the feet of a black person, a priest washes the feet of a queer-coded person, and a protester washes a pregnant woman’s feet outside a clinic is SOME SHIT considering it’s a front for basically a hate group.
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@AITA_reddit
“He really is the most amazing person except for how he thinks my caring for the baby all day is a vacation but his caring for the baby for an hour is worthy of a Nobel prize.”
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POTUS who pushed Birtherism now whines he cant prosecute people who write mean things.
Re: Wolff's book, Trump bemoans America's weak libel laws: "If they were strong, it would be very helpful."
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It’s not perfect, but I at least have enough hair to leave the house without a hat or a wig and that’s pretty exciting.
#tnbc
#cancersurvivor
#BreastCancerAwarenesMonth
@ThanksCancer
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After thousands of translations almost exclusively by men in positions of privilege, the Bible is basically fanfic run through Google translate that people treat as a literal text.
What's a church opinion that will get you like this?
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Please read this.
I’ll say more when it starts to make sense.
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Billie Joe Armstrong fucking up the words to his angsty song because his dog keeps making him laugh is what we need in these trying times.
#iHeartConcertonFOX
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Pack it up, everybody. Halloween has been won.
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White people: THOSE THUGS SHOULD JUST FOLLOW THE LAW, GET THE RIOT POLICE
Also white people: I’VE GONE THREE WEEKS WITHOUT A HAIRCUT, TIME TO MARCH ON THE CAPITOL WITH MY GUNS
Any reporter covering these rallies should ask the people they’re interviewing for their contact information so they can check back on them in two weeks.
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Apparently people are mad that Jill Biden wore “fishnets.”
These are not even fishnets, people. They’re just patterned tights.
Grow up.
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Rich people: RECORD CORPORATE PROFITS THIS YEAR!
Also rich people: Sorry, we can’t afford raises or bonuses and we’re laying off 1000 of you to replace you with AI.
Also also rich people: Nobody wants to work anymore!
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Late stage capitalism is having constant anxiety and guilt because almost everybody you know has a GoFundMe for medicine or bills or something and you can’t afford to donate to all of them so you feel like an asshole ALL THE TIME.
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@AITA_reddit
“She told me it was OK!”
Fellas, lemme help you here. In a situation like this you already know you’re wrong but you want to be validated so you have an excuse. So she’ll “say it’s OK” just to get you to stop whining about your pecs when SHE CAN’T BREATHE WITHOUT CRYING.
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WHAT IF WE RUN SOMEONE WHO IS NOT PUSHING EIGHTY YEARS OLD
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Suddenly I’m seeing Trumpers on different social media platforms all “come together” and “agree to disagree” and “be nice” and hear me now:
FUCK. YOU.
It’s time to bring back shunning, bitches.
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@redditships
It’s sad how many of the women in these posts don’t figure out who their man is until they have a child with him. 😐
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I was originally planning to sit on this until after Christmas, but I’m going to just rip off the bandaid:
Last week I found out I have breast cancer.
Please do me a favor and read this whole thread before you comment. I’m going to try and answer the questions I expect:
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OH NO THEY CAST A BLACK ACTRESS TO PLAY AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC REPRESENTATION OF A CONCEPT WHAT WILL WE DOOOOOOOO
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Thank you
@Nash076
and everyone for running the terrible people out of my mentions.
I’m only just getting to check things now so I appreciate it being handled before I had to deal with it.
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Here’s my
#SecretInvasion
question: The Avengers and Carol totally know there’s a beautiful, uninhabited planet that the Skrulls could have once somebody cleans up Thanos’ big stupid body.
So like… what gives with that?
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This thing where people shame retail employees for the Internet?
It makes you an asshole.
Somebody making poverty wages for shit work who has already been yelled at 10 times in person today doesn’t need an online firing squad aimed at them too.
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Do me a solid and don’t make jokes about my husband having cancer.
If this is the only place you interact with me chances are good you don’t know me well enough that I will see your humor as anything but callous.
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With every trailer the Joker movie looks more like the plot is “white dude gets treated like people who are not white dudes are always treated, becomes super villain AND IT IS SO COOL YOU GUYS.”
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It’s so funny how the fucking American Nazis won’t wear a mask to protect others in a pandemic but will happily do it to protect themselves from being identified as Nazis.
our office is closely monitoring the Nazi rally downtown—
these groups once relegated to the dark corners now feel empowered to spew their noxious ideology out in the open due to our state’s leadership REFUSING to condemn their speech and actions.
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Same.
Pluto has a heart-shaped sea that's filled with poisonous ice.
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Fuuuuuuuuck your stepdaughter.
You know what vegans with cats feed their cats? MEAT. Because cats are obligate carnivores.
AITA for telling my stepdaughter she’s absolutely under no circumstances allowed to switch out my cats food for vegan food even though she’s losing weight because the sight of normal cat food makes her sick?
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This is Bear Cat. He is a mighty kitten. He likes shoulder sitting.
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Lemme save you a click: this writer is mad because a comedian does things that he does not personally find funny.
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Hi everyone,
@Nash076
is a hero and has agreed to live stream Dan’s memorial for anyone who wishes to join us from afar.
The service will be at 12noon MST on Thursday, June 30. Streaming at
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This is easier than typing. Please send every ounce of hood energy toward
@bravetinsoldier
right now.
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Damn. That chick from that video is trending, the rescue where she adopted her dog reclaimed him, and she’s on administrative leave from her job.
Don’t be a racist shit, people.
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I’m honestly glad I saw
#ThorLoveAndThunder
alone, because having to process the underlying theme and Jane’s whole story with somebody else there would have been hard.
Much better to sit alone at the Alamo Drafthouse and cry until the lights come up.
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@redditships
1) Your husband might leave you for Chris.
2) The time to follow your savings-draining dreams is before you have three kids.
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The more I watch “The Walking Dead” the more I think about how we have no issue showing the most disgusting, horrifying violence on basic cable but got forbid kids see a pair of breasts.
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#AgentsofSHIELD
is trending because people want them back in the MCU and I couldn’t agree more.
You already made Daisy a SWORD agent in the series finale,
@MarvelStudios
! Let’s do this!
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What I love so much right now, is that as flowers and gifts arrive at the door, at least half of them contain toys or treats for the cats.
Dan would love that too.
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I had ordered Dan a bracelet of crystals made to help heal pancreatic cancer (and if you that’s stupid feel free to keep it to yourself).
I just got the notice that it arrived.
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GOOD NEWS TODAY!
I don’t need to do radiation! I had a consult and they said they don’t see a need or any benefit.
I’m relieved, because my skin is fragile as fuck so I really wanted to avoid radiation.
So now I finish immunotherapy and 🤞🏻 for no recurrence.
@ThanksCancer
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Oh, fuck both of you to hell.
WATCH: Trump Apologizes to Kavanaugh at White House Ceremony -- You've Been Forced to Endure 'Terrible Pain and Suffering'
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I was annoyed that Simba kept waking me up this morning until I realized: he was curled up at my feet and would come running when I started to cough, sit on my chest purring until I fell back asleep, then go back to sleeping at my feet.
My good boy was taking care of me.
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There’s a part in the
#LuLaRich
doc where a black woman says she always turned down the top sellers cruises because she didn’t want to be stuck on a boat with a bunch of white women and,
1) I DIED. 😂
2) I do not blame her one bit.
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Hey if Joe Rogan wants to host a healthcare debate maybe he should host a drug company CEO and ask them to debate a cancer patient on the fact that we have a Carboplatin shortage because that drug isn’t a big enough money maker even though it’s used for several cancers.
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...are you fucking serious?
Wanda almost killed Thanos. A psycho billionaire in a costume is a speed bump.
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