@rxdazn deep techno hipster fest be like: donato dozzy dj nobu agonis timnah garçon kia sybil faery azu tiwaline polygonia dj maria konduku upsammy forest drive west dorisburg neel jane fitz marco shuttle peter van hoesen woody92 wata igarashi anthony linell NO DJ'S FROM BEFORE 2000 !

perfect

low-key hate when they give you a free poster at the movies like great, now I gotta be responsible for this poster

ate the crispiest tripas tacos, sipped on some hot albondigas soup and washed it all down with an ice cold piña agua fresca thank you baby jesus

Omg this is it. The biggest slip of the tongue ever. She’s saying exactly what she’s been doing

"what if dua lipa was a na'vi" is one of the HORNIEST tweets of all time. but...it's a good question. and one we should be talking about

Imagine if Dua Lipa was a Na’vi

also had the entire row to myself 👍🏼#KillBillTheWholeBloodyAffair

Kill Bill was so long last night that I got the AMC thank you email 1hr30m before the movie actually ended

VOICES FROM THE LAKE ALBUM SOUND SO FUCKIN NICE HELL YEAH

punk guys arent obsessed with dub anymore and thats why the music is worse

Other celebrities: this is a complex issue from both sides Guy Pearce:

that’s smerz. that’s fine. that’s ml buch. they wear cool clothes. i like them my mom: that’s great honey did the nice man from wendy’s call back about a job? me: no. that’s erika de casier. she from different city

no calendar events, no add to wallet for offline access of tickets. thinks i'm in a different city. honestly .NET is fine just fucking update it for this decade for the love of god

i'm begging resident advisor to sell off their ticketing business to someone else with a better tech stack because it's ghetto and outdated as shit

Colombia President Petro: "A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen and threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil. They want to turn the region into another Lybia, full of slaves."

Globalization is so beautiful

I’m starting to think nobody knows where my hug is at

Don’t play that Israelia Banks around me anymore

i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

Just found out that every Samsung phone post-2022 has an Israeli app called 'AppCloud' whose only purpose is to provide a backdoor into your device. It installs apps without your permission. It cannot he deactivated or uninstalled.