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Analyst. 3-sport official. Triathlete. Graduate of The™️ @OhioState. Home cook. Jer 29:11.

Bensenville, Illinois
Joined February 2012
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Sam Houseworth
3 years
WE DID IT!.Dane, Jason, Nick, and I just finished an Olympic Triathlon at @CapTexTri!.1,500 m swim.40 km bike.10 km run.For Jason and I, it was our first triathlon. What an amazing experience and an accomplishment we can all be proud of for the rest of our lives 💚❤💙🤎
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ChatGPT ranks possible NFL expansion teams within the United States. Winner: A second Chicago NFL team.
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What do you want to know?.
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LSU, Oklahoma, Florida and Mississippi State all have more Top 25 teams on their schedule (7) than Penn State (3) & Indiana (3) play combined (6). Another reason why everyone laughed at Big 10 when they tried to flex the about the “toughness” of their 9 game conference schedule.
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Things ChatGPT is good at: Making @NFL divisions that make sense. Things ChatGPT is bad at: Naming divisions.
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Sam Houseworth
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RT @OhioStateBASE: #ProBuck Seth Lonsway is headed to Triple-A!. #GoBucks | #DevelopedHere.
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#UnpopularOpinion Sooner Schooner is the best tradition in the @SEC .
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Sam Houseworth
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Growing up, Ryne Sandberg was my favorite player, there was no close second. When I started playing baseball at the age of 8, I wanted to play second base because Ryno played second base. When it was time to pick a number, I wanted to wear 23 because Ryno wore 23. RIP Ryno.
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Sam Houseworth
1 month
Indiana hasn't voluntarily played a true road non-conference game against a Power 4 team since going to Virginia in September 2017. Still averaging less than 6 wins a year and that's counting their CFP season.
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Brett McMurphy
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Indiana's Curt Cignetti says he's "adopting an SEC scheduling philosophy". Indiana's non-league games.2025: ODU, Kennesaw St, Indiana State.2026: Colorado St, WKU.2027: Kennesaw State, Indiana St, UMass.2028: Austin Peay, E. Michigan.2029: Ball State, E. Illinois, WKU.
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He is running on a platform of public transit reform in New York City.
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Sam Houseworth
2 months
Quote of the Day:."The tickets are right next to the vomitorium.".#OSUvsILL #BattleForIllibuck.
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Sam Houseworth
2 months
Al-Hilal market value: $188million USD.Manchester City market value: $1,570million USD. Man City just lost to a team worth less than 1/8th of their value. That's about the same value as Sunderland , who is returning to the Premier League for the first time since 2017. #FIFACWC
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Sam Houseworth
3 months
Sandy Koufax holds the MLB record for most wins by a pitcher in games in which he threw 150+ pitches. He has 9.
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Sam Houseworth
3 months
Angel Reese went 1-for-9 in the first half against Dallas.
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Sam Houseworth
4 months
RT @B1GLacrosse: CHAMPS 🏆🌰. #B1GMLax x @OhioStateMLAX
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Sam Houseworth
4 months
Love how @TheAthletic and @nytimes use outdated Trackman data to shit on @MLB umpires. But in reality, umpires make HALF of the incorrect ball/strike calls that NYT claims, based on much more accurate Hawk-Eye data. Journalists. 🙄
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Sam Houseworth
5 months
At the end of the day, seeing the most unethical basketball coach of the 21st century NOT get a national championship is worth it.
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Sam Houseworth
5 months
So far, the biggest upsets in the Women's tourney are two 10s defeating 7s. That said, it's unlikely that all the 1s survive to advance to the Final Four. USC was an underdog before JuJu's injury, LSU pairs well vs UCLA, and even Texas & S. Carolina won't be immune from an upset.
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Not only is there a 1-in-5 chance of an all number one #FinalFour, but there's now a 1-in-20 chance of an all @SEC Final Four. We all know which is the bigger nightmare. #MarchMadness
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Since expanding to 64 (now 68) teams, only once have all four number one seeds advanced to the #FinalFour. With 12 teams left, there is a 1-in-6 chance that we have a repeat from the 2008 field that saw Kansas, Memphis, UCLA, and North Carolina make the Final Four. #MarchMadness
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Sam Houseworth
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Spokane 4 was the most competitive region going into the tournament. With JuJu Watkins' season-ending injury, it may be less competitive as UConn should roll. The projected Birmingham 3 final between Texas and Notre Dame should be a battle for the ages!
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Sam Houseworth
5 months
Auburn, Duke, and Houston are all odds-on favorites to make the #FinalFour while Florida will likely have to beat the two best non-1 seeds (Maryland & Texas Tech) to get to San Antonio. #MarchMadness
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