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First day of Bachelorhood Week tomorrow!
What should I do?
Bionicle marathon
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Girls in Tanks (DER FILM)
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Finish that Airbender sh
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Do the Hokey Pokey
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@Name3309
Just because you've eaten at restaurants run by master chefs doesn't mean they surpass Mom's spaghetti.
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@WilburWildcat2
@holy_schnitt
Hahaha, no, not quite.
I highly recommend "The Last Days of the Dinosaurs" by Riley Black (
@Laelaps
). According to the latest research, what happened was that the skies essentially burned. The disaster created searing heat, setting pretty much everything on fire. Trees. Bodies.
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@nodopameme
me, sliding in:
Except it wasn't "the love Azula never got", it was "the love Azula never gave". Katara's mom died and her dad went off to war, she was also isolated, but she chose to care and hope and heal, whereas Azula bullied and took and coveted--
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@GunnerDobbins
I was going to question how they would agree to that, but then I realized the immediate, obvious answer:
"He is clearly not of Man's World."
Oracle character checks it out, goes "This ain't one of the gods, either. This is something else." So
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@hellikait
How many bonus points if they do the gimmick where they pretend to be the other all the time, especially at a critical moment?
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@SAMOYEDWAVE
@Zerglinator
I will see you on that and raise you one "No I can't leave it there that's stupid, I will put it somewhere Smart," and then the stupid place--undisturbed--is the first place you look and you spend five minutes trying to recall the Smart Place.
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@sukkadaily
Suki ain't threatened by a twelve-year-old. She's normal (and knows Sokka has that effect on people).
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Anyway, I'm happy with the summons because I got all three Kenpachis on the way up....one way or another.
#connectwithbravesouls
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@MaceAhWindu
Additionally funny because Zuko really had no idea that the moon even disappeared. The world was just really dark because of the clouds, obviously, and then suddenly the moon came out from behind the clouds and Zhao was upset, and then he died when a giant monster attacked him.
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@willsommer
Last time I saw a man cry in political court, he got appointed to a Supreme Court Justice seat.
Pretty sure theater is just theater and rich, privileged people are going to keep succeeding with the help of other rich, privileged people.
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@AgnesCallard
Ah. Teaching the kids early that if they wish to keep access to the things they want, they can't share knowledge about it with their loved ones.
Stellar parenting.
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@gamerkong_
He thought he was getting to fight his archnemesis, but instead got his wife back. It's like going to your favorite sushi place and finding out there's a surprise guest chef and it's Iron Chef Morimoto.
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@xvanguardomegax
@SpideyFan114
@budakai93
@Bertanozer
@NotEscrima
Absolutely hilarious to think about someone countering "Wolverine is indestructible" with "Yes, but what if they pop him at the joints?" and the Logan Stan sweating for a moment before "He's got tiny adamantium chains--"
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@MAKOSSANCE
This implies that Aang had only packed one set of clothes both when he ran away and when he returned to his home and dug through his stuff, which means he was smelly and stinky on the regular. He's a well-prepared kid, he changed his outfit on the regular.
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some folks: "The animation in Thundercats Roar is so lazy."
The animation in Thundercats Roar:
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@24Sinful
@vennicerunnos
@CosmonautMarcus
That's why it should be really easy to make the guy reporting on the USA's involvement with the coup in Markovia disappear. Everyone will believe that he got in the wrong cab, said the wrong thing, and got shot by extremists.
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@treswritesstuff
@Zerglinator
Yeah. MCU Petey has the energy of "his life is hard Because He's Spider-Man", as opposed to classic Peter's "his life is hard AND He's Spider-Man".
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@WilburWildcat2
@holy_schnitt
Basically, the only things that survived were things that could find shelter: turtles and crocodiles sinking to the bottom of ponds, birds (small dinosaurs) and rodents that could hide in caves.
THEN things turned to the nuclear winter. Seeds and hardier trees survived.
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@BeBraesFull
Nah, he's fine.
One of the neat things about Korra was that she just...teamed up with some Normal Dumb Guys who need day jobs and money. And they get stuck in this Whirlwind Adventure.
He had a good Merry/Pippin vibe to him. Just...an awkward, silly guy.
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@WilburWildcat2
@holy_schnitt
But apparently the idea of "Tyrannosaurs and big herbivores wandering in a dying world looking for food that could not sustain their bodies" is obsolete. Now, scientists believe they were all dead in seconds, minutes, or hours depending on how close they were.
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@xhectic_glowx
@KioshiWarrior
@keatingssixth
From what I have gathered, Hamas attacked military bases (fair enough in war and resistance), and also attacked a music festival with the intention of taking hostages (not cool!). The IDF retaliated in a frenzy that killed a lot of Israeli citizens then blamed it all on Hamas.
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@RealYouTubeKids
@TheRealNeoThe
No, we have very specifically forgiven him.
Just put a spotted lanternfly.
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@Jbandos
Sabine: "The farmgirl?"
Ahsoka: "No."
Sabine: "The other-canon farmgirl?"
Ahsoka: "No."
Sabine: "The mechanic?"
Ahsoka: "No."
Sabine: "The senator from Pantora?"
Ahsoka: "Let's talk about something else for a while."
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And that's that, I got all four of the characters I wanted from the SAFWY banner!
One dupe each of Nelliel and Halibel, the Om-Nom Kenpachi Kuruyashiki, and AURA!
Folding it up and walking out now--time to start saving for Roka.
#connectwithbravesouls
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@antiwarjosh
@miss_quark
@Lt_Pippa
@RuckCohlchez
@trekkiebill
The constant ratios. Just...a lonely voice shouting for attention, and only making oneself look foolish.
Grow up, Dee.
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@Eparisto2
@JohnnySpittin
@NakeemHere
This is not an Opinion you are entitled to. Shazam, Batgirl, and Martian Manhunter may be your favorite 3 DC heroes, but they won't replacing Diana, Clark, or Bruce in the Trinity, because they ARE the Trinity. 50 years from now, they will still be the Trinity, even if unpopular.
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@augustt_89
@WilburWildcat2
@holy_schnitt
THAT is a whole different can of worms. First of all, "aquatic dinosaurs" aren't really a thing, they were mostly marine reptiles.
BUT. What mostly happened was that all that plankton and those tiny creatures that live on the surface of the water? GONE. See the chain starting?
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@sweatyhairy
Neat floor. Easy-clean carpet. Nice and soft. Entertainment system. As long as there's a bed, a closet, and maybe a chair, should be fine. Bathroom too, obviously.
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@TheIgnominiousX
@Raiby0u
@SayaDoesStuff
EG:
Maul: "I'm gonna swing for his head."
Obi-Wan: "He's going to swing for my head."
Maul: "When he blocks, I'll aim for his thigh."
Obi-Wan: "He'll follow up with a low swing."
Maul: "I can use my handle to set up the kill."
Obi-Wan: "I think I'm gonna have to kill this guy."
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@InsaneProtayto
@Zerglinator
You're not a true Garfield Main until you share his hatred of Mondays.
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@augustt_89
@WilburWildcat2
@holy_schnitt
The ocean's temperature changes. Prey moves or dies off. THAT'S where you see the collapse of the ecosystem that we refer to above.
(Also, fun fact: the oceans became *slightly* more acidic, meaning nautiloids and shelly creatures were weakened, driving many of them extinct).
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@KarlSmallwood
Yeah?
It's a galaxy of billions.
You want to tell me no one in galactic history thought "what if...I point a ship at another ship...and go REALLY FAST?"
No. That's bad worldbuilding.
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Adding subtitles to an episode of
@yugiohtas
and while I've been playing it straight for the most part, I couldn't resist this one:
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@StormLord96
@YutyTyrant
Halo: *disemboweled by Lobo onscreen*
Parents: "Approved."
Halo: "My pronouns are they/them."
Parents: *AGHAST*
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@sneakyzebra
@Flawlessai
On the one hand, cool.
On the other hand, this is gonna be used for malice in the future.
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@TheIgnominiousX
@Raiby0u
@SayaDoesStuff
This is also completely overlooking the fact that battles between Force-wielders are actually taking place a few beats behind their minds. They can both see the future and sense danger, so it's not about trickery so much as outpacing your opponent. A "clever plan" loses tempo.
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@SeanWel33239440
@GreenEggzAndCam
@MaceAhWindu
Well, yeah, because Bruce was still narrow-mindedly pursuing his idea of Vengeance.
Now he knows to shoot higher, and also sees how slippery of a slope killing can be. Riddler is what Bats wants to avoid becoming.
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@SaraPalpatine
Still can't believe how much they bungled this.
Everyone knew Skywalker blew up the Death Star. That's great. A Mister Skywalker did a thing. Great. The most generic galactic surname.
But when Vader learned his first name? "Luke"? The name Anakin and Padme talked about?
THEN
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It's important to remember that phytoplankton aren't exactly mobile, and neither is it easy for the zooplankton that feed on them to dive to a cooler region. Ten feet is a simple dive for us, but a JOURNEY for them.
And when the ocean boils? The heat goes UP.
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@RedLReviews
....no, no, this is accurate.
That's 100% Ozai.
The thing about him is that he is (in his mind) Honorable. Lawful. He banished Zuko for on-paper disrespect and weakness. He welcomed him back with pride the second he believed Zuko killed the Avatar.
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@Jennifer_lynnzz
The IDF isn't letting that happen because if people go there they'll document the war crimes.
Can't have outside observers, that's why they have to keep killing the journalists and UN staff.
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@VoicesByZane
If your Magical Powers have been around for over a thousand years and you have Magical Schools for your Magical Powers, there had better be a system in place to quantify and measure magic, because we have a measurement system in place to define how spicy chili peppers are
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@MoonZilla4
You mentioned them!
With a character name!
Wait...*sees the tweet continue*...FOUR character names!!!!!!!
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Chat is reacting appropriately to the COWARDICE of the Adult Swim stream for showing the cut-down version of Fire Ant on the Space Ghost stream.
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@Rin_Vixen
@satansoft6
@femmyalice
*breaks through wall* GOOD DAY. Do you know the fun trivia fact about this shot?
Tobey Maguire is/was a vegetarian, so for this shot, they swapped out the hot dog in his hand for an empty bun while the camera was away.
Now this thread is educational for the youths.
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@TheIgnominiousX
@Raiby0u
@SayaDoesStuff
Actually, Rebels explained it perfectly when Sabine was training with Kanan.
Lightsabers are force-sensitive thanks to their Kyber Crystals. They WANT to fight. You CAN'T turn it off when the blades collide, because they don't want to turn off.
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And I don't mean "the heat goes up" in a numeric sense, I mean heat physically rises, which means water bubbles up, which means you CAN'T "swim down", meaning if you're on the surface for those moments and you don't have Big Fins, you're stuck there.
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(yes, everything does get intentionally more vague)
Think of it like playing Tetris. You know what the next piece is going to be, but you still have to react fast enough.
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@bubbaprog
Transcribed:
“We know ‘vote.’ We hear ‘vote.’ ‘Everybody vote.’ But I’m here to speak for those that are always marginalized. Those that live in these neighborhoods where we preach and tell ‘em to vote and walk away. 1/
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@bitchshreksual
It's the fact that she has three simple things:
-Shaved head
-Scar
-Earrings
Really strong work here
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@UnsaltedTops
Nick breaking into a smile and the camera pulling away from him until he gets it together is icing on that delicious cake.
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@GunnerDobbins
This is one of the issues I have with X-Men: the paradox of "You can't run a whole series about a mutant with an elephant trunk meeting a mutant who can only speak using Beaker noises when your audience is here for flight and laser eyes."
The Jar Jar Binks Effect, basically.
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@hiddenhush
She was using the same gym as the martial arts demonstrations, stopped to chat, and they got her a part.
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@dlbarbeau05
No movie is crossing a billion in 2024, but this has made me sit up in my chair a little.
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@SylvanMoonlight
@DefinitelyFort
You are talking about "ways to defeat shark" there is no such thing as "too much", the beasts are 200 million years old, you could say "actually" on repeat for the rest of your life and still not come close to an annual quota of one.
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@MambaSensei
@Jxlius_
Honestly, yeah, that's probably the point where he realizes he's beating up children and heads off to find whoever's making him do this.
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@finnmertens
He's checking to see if you added a little fish sauce first. Gives the Ramen a nice, earthy flavor once the smell boils off. Just let it boil a few extra minutes before adding noodles.
If you really want to elevate it, add some seasoning from the spice drawer. Garlic or ginger.
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@perezidentes
They routinely break teeth, level city blocks, and can travel through time through simple flight. They've resisted lasers, lava, magic, and the crushing weight of a rock. They don't need any limiters to be lifted, they're sending him home in shame.
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@carnalagian
@evil_raging
It was the backwards part, when he said "Not Kltpzyxm!" that did it.
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@unikunka
To be fair, they started making a trilogy about Stormtrooper, but then the executives and the fandom decided that the white dude was more interesting and suited for the role of a romantic lead, so they turned him into comic relief.
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