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@swan2swan87
swan2swan
1 year
That will be all.
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@GardenerFliss
The potting shed
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I have to laugh.. I am a wreath maker ! Doesn’t stop a customer asking “do you do one in the shape of a horse’s head ?” 😂😂 turns out I do, who knew, including me 😂❤️
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@asherperlman
Asher Perlman
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@farsidefix
Far Side Fix
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@MarkoRaassina
Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics)
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Shadowboxing
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@vinskicore
R Jovinski (RJ)
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Two dinosaurs that deserve a renaissance. They used to be famous and are quite important discoveries, but both have been 'overshadowed' by some of their cousins. - Ceratosaurus Centrosaurus
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@spectraimsim
Spectra
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could you imagine hundreds of your peers showing up to protest how stupid you are and how you deserve a failing grade? I would never be able to show my face in public again
@dylantbrown
Dylan Brown
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“Protect our instructors” “Justice for Mel” hundreds gather on the campus of OU - demanding they reinstate the professor put on leave for giving Samantha Fulnecky at zero on an essay. More on @kfor
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@BlokeOnWheels
Joe Hardy 🇺🇦 🇪🇺♿️🐟 #RightToLove 💙
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Ableist wankers: disabled people should just get jobs. The same wankers, how dare these disabled people get jobs on the telly, they're just ticking a box anyway. https://t.co/IzN0JXgCxz
@JoeTalksBack
Joe Ferrari
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@lisareality1 @FoxNikkiFox @BBC BBC has the most ‘diversity box ticking’ handicap presenters on tv.
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@gbukolaaa
🫁🩺Bukola G
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The times I’ve done CPR on real women, it felt completely different because all our training mannequins basically have male chests.but the moment you say healthcare is built around the Caucasian male body, people start yelling “agenda” like it’s not a documented issue. Be serious
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
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Outdated CPR training is putting women’s lives at risk. Women who suffer cardiac arrest outside hospital are significantly less likely to survive than men, and one overlooked reason is that CPR training almost never accounts for female anatomy. A Duke University analysis across
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@tomgauld
Tom Gauld
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Happy birthday, Tom Waits!
@tomwaits
Tom Waits (ANTI-)
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Congratulations on 76 years of never having to grow up.  Happy Birthday!
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@TChenArt
TChenArt
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20251110 🧜‍♀️🐙🧜‍♀️ ===== #mermonday
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@darilynnz
vee saw fnaf x1 ! ✧ jwct + st5 spoilers
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this magma shit is easy as hell i Dont Even Know What Am I Doing Anymore ft astro's kenji
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@swan2swan87
swan2swan
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A lot of people are Learning Things! What a wonderfully productive thread Adam has shared
@PlinthBotherer5
Adam 🇺🇦
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Yesterday on Elizabeth Line, a guard appeared with a ramp to allow on a wheelchair. Passengers all very helpfully moved to make room. Quite smooth. Then a sunflower lanyard e-girl anime character in a KN95 mask boarded and we all knew we had been played
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@adamfare1996
Adam Fare 🖤🤍💜
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This is a perfect example of how ableism is rotting the brains of society. Many reasons someone might need to use a ramp to safely board a train. Being a wheelchair user is only one of those several reasons.
@PlinthBotherer5
Adam 🇺🇦
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Yesterday on Elizabeth Line, a guard appeared with a ramp to allow on a wheelchair. Passengers all very helpfully moved to make room. Quite smooth. Then a sunflower lanyard e-girl anime character in a KN95 mask boarded and we all knew we had been played
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@swan2swan87
swan2swan
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There are plenty more examples but I love how so many shots in the Jurassic World cartoons look like paintings. #jwcc #jwct
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@tomgauld
Tom Gauld
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My latest cartoon for @newscientist
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@avrilennn
Avril
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ITS STRAIGHTBAIT WINTER
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@pgh_scanner
Pittsburgh Scanner
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Bluff. 700 Second Ave - Second Ave Commons. Caller said a man stabbed a man in a wheelchair then ran off. Police detained the suspect on First Ave and found the victim’s coat was cut but he was not injured.
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@yugioh7
遊戯王が好きなホムラ@ワールドコイン
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@Wund3rBark
PepperMintBarkin🎄❄️@MFF
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/gen if you have trouble making friends it literally might be because you stink so bad and I say that with love because you might be funny as hell but I can’t tell because I’m dead because I suffocated
@Wund3rBark
PepperMintBarkin🎄❄️@MFF
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PUT ON FUCKING DEODORANT PUT IT ON TAKE A FUCKIJG SHOWER FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU STINK
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@norabird
Nora Rawn
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I honestly cannot support this a bad play feels in the moment like it takes years off your life
@sonyashea3
sonya 💖
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not to be elderly but you will get so much more out of seeing a bad play than you will watching the best netflix original
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