HELLO welcome to this account. it was made almost exclusively to post about my AU fic, Something I Can Never Have (abbreviated to SICNH in tweets) which you can read here:

zoey and mira: how do we get rumi to go with us to the bathhouse :( we want to see her naked so so so badddddd rumi two rooms over:

Thank you!!

drives me up a fucking wall when people lay out every single reason why it’s in bad taste to do a cop AU and people are like “but it’s a guilty pleasure 💔💔” or like “oh but mine is fine ❤️❤️” just endless zero understanding of any kind of criticism ever.

I want to avoid discourse and arguing today and just tweet normal things but I can feel myself itching to criticize cop AUs again

Tucker Carlson asked Ted Cruz if Jews under Netanyahu have any connection to the Jews of the Bible. I posed the question to Netanyahu himself.

rumi has two mirrors and at the worst places possible for fengshui. no wonder her life is shit

sicnh rumi was born from a robert pattinson GQ photoshoot and my love of john wick movies

deleting that last ask actually even tho I agreed bc I don���t wanna go to bed with the last thing tweeted being discourse. I want the last thing tweeted to be cunty rumi

no bottom surgery could take away the cunt she serves

if you do not understand what I mean when I say things like “the pushback against polytrix is inherently loaded” then I straight up don’t know what to tell you

Like at the end of the day idgaf if it’s gay people doing it, implying that people shipping a gay pairing are perverts terrorizing a poor innocent voice actor is fully homophobia. You are gay and embracing homophobic rhetoric.

I thought the statement circled below pretty clearly explained what I’m getting at with my argument and why the “all this over ship wars” thing is never gonna fly with me, I’m sorry if you did not understand it

girl I’m saying people who are gay can unintentionally fall into homophobic thinking. sorry I’m the first person to tell you this

a second person who cannot read and comprehend words has hit the strawpage askbox

start your day CUNTY

https://t.co/WZlUziZ6ju

i dont know. i kind of have very little sympathy for people who never do studies and never watch tutorials and never use references and then complain that their art is ugly and it isnt getting better. you cant brute force these things this is a skill and you are learning it

i always get so confused by those posts. especially the one that was like "i dont FLIP MY CANVAS" like omfg thats literally the easiest thing you can do and the quickest way to make sure your art looks good. thats not even a study. thats a tool for you to use. use it.

instead of tweeting a bunch of art studies you dont wanna do with the pic of guy from ratatouille talking about how youll kill yourself if the art comes out ugly you could save that energy and just like. do figure drawing for 15 minutes.

Wonder what they're yapping about #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS

bad news