A bowl with DOUBLE protein from @chipotle. Absolutely laughable. Too many other options to keep dealing with this. ✌🏼

@DukeMBB Indonesian toddlers just don’t sew like they used to.

What if hundreds of thousands of North Carolinians couldn't afford health care and the federal govt said, "Ok we'll pay for 90% of it but the state has to pay 10%" and the state said, "No thanks, bc Obama." Imagine how nuts that would be. Now realize that's exactly what happened.

The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think

Suddenly, Trump likes guys who get captured.

Respect for the God-given dignity of every human being, no matter their race, ethnicity or other circumstances of their birth, is the essence of American patriotism. To believe otherwise is to oppose the very idea of America.

Check out the *stunned* view from Mt. Rushmore during today's white house presser:

.@seanspicer @PressSec thinks that @nbcsnl is being mean to .@realDonaldTrump @POTUS 😂😂😂😂🤡Cry me a river!

OH in @wral newsroom after Matt Ryan fumble: "You can take the guy out of Boston College, but you can't take Boston College out of the guy"

I'm trying to imagine how people would react if a Judge Robart had called Trump "this so-called president."

@AltNatParkSer Protest, call, draw! Truth can't be bought. #resist

1 topping on your milkshake does not mean indefinite toppings on your milkshake.

Mariah Carey final celebrity death of 2016 happening live on ABC #NewYearsEve

Congrats Ohio State and Washington, you didn't have the worst performances of the night. Mariah Carey just topped you.

Quite the year for @TobinHeath. The 2016 U.S. Soccer Female Player of the Year. #USWNT

The North Carolina women (@ncwomenssoccer) have made a few more College Cups than the rest of this year's final four teams:

One of my favorite hikes!

Salute to Marcus Paige. Four year winner. Great opponent. Better kid. Legit example of what is right with college athletics.