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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

10 years

I want to remind everybody that I'm just a random dude who tweets dad jokes. Direct your ecoli tweets to @chipotletweets

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

6 months

Congratulations, but I'm going to need a paternity test

torri ☆

@torriferociti

6 months

I’m pregnant and @chipotle is the daddy.

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

1 year

Absolutely, but be very careful our beans are extremely hot.

Kinzukee🐝 🇳🇬

@kinzukee

1 year

Hey @Chipotle, does my birthday suit count as a costume for tomorrow?

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

1 year

I probably deserve the verbal tongue lashing, but just to clarify my pronouns are he, him.

Trent Attyah

@BookitWithTrent

1 year

Just wanna say fuck Chipotle. They fell off so hard and makes me feel like shit every time.

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

1 year

Not opposed, but perhaps a coffee date first.

Goldie 🌻✨

@bigG0LDIE

1 year

I love @Chipotle and chipotle love me😩

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

2 years

At this point my hits are few and far between

Lily Martinez

@LilyMrtz

2 years

@Chipotle is either a hit or a miss. Today it was a miss.

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

2 years

To be fair, they're not the only ones who think my "you definitely can judge a book by its cover" take is problematic

Micayla Brewster

@MicaylaBrewster

2 years

Not ok with the @chipotle slander in #loveisblind

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

2 years

Al lives next door and is a good dude

ΞЯIC

@ericwendt

2 years

Hey @chipotle, I don’t know who this Pastor Al guy is, but his chicken is delicious!

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

2 years

"It" is a bit rude, but I get your point. Also, it's not really a mystery - I got old.

Tiger

@sirtigerlee

2 years

@MichaelSecretYT @Chipotle Chipotle went downhill a few years ago idk what happened I used to like it

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

2 years

If you insist, it's 25,622

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

Thanks, but elite is a stretch. I'm solidly mediocre on a good day

Hefner Suave 🅿️

@ImHighHefner

3 years

I really don’t understand da @chipotle slander I hear from folks Dey always have been & always will be elite

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

But, you never call. ☹️

T’Challa💫

@AgentKodak

3 years

Another day of me thinking about @chipotle 🥹

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

Wait! What????

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

Sorry about that - I gotta get my mansplaining under control

KD

@tharealkylia

3 years

@Chipotle just pissed me off so bad!

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

Line forms to the right

Ceci

@ceci_cat09

3 years

I'm having a late night craving for @Chipotle

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

Guessing my orange check mark means that my jokes are certified fresh. #thanksElon

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

I'm not sure it applies to you, but my problem is that I haven't left the house in over 2 years and people freak me out

Jennifer Wood

@wood_05

3 years

@Chipotle why is it so hard to speak to an actual human

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

I don't know about the other Chips, but I'm old and don't get out much

NUMBA ONE STUNNA

@shelbcityy

3 years

Why are all the chips stale? @chipotle

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

Absolutely (selling them sure didn’t work)

Zeffry

@zephanoplis

3 years

@Chipotle needa start giving out memberships

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

A little premature, your paper work is still being reviewed.

Rudy

@OddRudy

3 years

Its official, I love @chipotle

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Chip Clark

@Chipotle

3 years

No need to be embarrassed - it's a common reaction

@KeishWithTheClutch

@KeishTheClutch

3 years

Smh. I really love @Chipotle

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