Susan Hoffmaster
@suemoon74
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Deepinthewoods, PA
Joined December 2008
My son-in-law isn’t only kind and handsome, he’s exceptionally thoughtful and bright. His first published book is available for purchase if anyone feels so inclined as to support a young writer. He also writes a weekly piece on Substack if anyone’s interested in checking it out:
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2 of my neighbors have chem-lawn services. We combat it by doing the exact opposite on our 2 acres. Lots of lightning bugs in our yard the past few summers. Never see them on their side of the street.
I’ve genuinely not seen a firefly in at least 10 years. And I live in the Deep South. Used to see them all the time growing up.
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A silly little ACEO I made to bring joy to spring in Pennsyltucky.
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@lauramatsue Remember when you used to be able to ask stuff? ‘Do your own research’, go to the website or app, self service checkouts and fast food kiosks, automated chat customer service… So many people consider person to person interaction annoying. Remember when friends helped you move
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The mental health professionals who work with kids are very often at least as dysfunctional and confused as the parents. Which is why there’s a fit. The kids pay the price unfortunately.
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Did you know 😏 He rubbed lemon juice on his face. Robbed two banks. Smiled at the cameras. Got caught in an hour. And changed psychology forever. In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two banks in Pittsburgh and robbed them with no mask, no disguise, and lemon juice on his
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I need everyone to stop what you’re doing and google up what a group of ladybugs is called.
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Just watched the ISS roll by. Glad to have clear skies tonight. ✨🌗
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Never leave your loved one alone in the hospital. Every hour you are allowed to be there, if you are able to, I highly recommend being there. Be perfectly cordial with staff. But watch over everything like a hawk. Trust me on this.
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I have these in my backyard. They just pop up and they're beautiful. Hello. I'm the Common Blue Violet. Sorry I popped up right in the middle of your "perfect" green carpet. You're tempted to spray me, but please wait. I'm a "host plant." That means a specific group of
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My Bible app isn’t working!! My highlights and saved verses, gone. I use my real Bible for most reading, but this is my quick access when I’m doing art projects. Feeling disappointed.
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“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” —Charles Dickens
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Hey there! I would just like to announce that I have no hot take on Iran because I don’t know what I’m talking about.
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Today I’m distracting from the chaos by watching Prince clips. From 2003-2014 I dropped out on all non-kid pop culture and news while I was raising kids and it turns out I missed something HUGE! Prince kicked Kim Kardashian off his stage in 2011! I’m old enough to have loved
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Just because you can doesn’t mean that you should. Applies to almost every thing.
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Homemade family dinners are a casualty of the youth sports movement. Most people are constantly eating garbage takeout “on the run.”
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Did you know???? The root behind the word enthusiasm or enthusiastic is “en theos” which means to be infused with God?
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Scented trash bags are probably more carcinogenic than cigarettes
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Historical examples of medical establishment being catastrophically wrong: - Bloodletting (standard practice for centuries) - Lobotomies (Nobel Prize awarded, performed on 50,000+ patients) - Thalidomide (caused birth defects in 10,000+ children) - Vioxx (killed 60,000+ people,
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some of you would've told David to pray for Goliath and not to cause a scene.
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It’s 2026. I can stream a movie on my phone with zero lag. Cars drive themselves. AI bots argue with each other on the internet. And yet the only way to compare a patient’s prior MRI to a new one is to send a courier two hours away to pick up a CD-ROM from another hospital.
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