Very excited to be a part of the amazing screenwriter residency programme with @YoungFilmsYF. Can’t wait to meet everyone involved and get started.

I think there are a handful of tickets left for this still (he said, hopefully) - if anyone tries and can't get tix please let me know. There are a couple of people who can't make it who offered to pass theirs on for free ☺️

The Young Films Foundation ran a fabulous joint event on Friday the 26th with the NFTS Sean Connery Talent Lab in Edinburgh. The participants on both programmes were treated to a screening of "The Olive Tree' (2016) followed by a Q&A with the writer Paul Laverty.

I've always wanted to put Jim McDonald from Coronation Street punching people to Motörhead. Today I did. Enjoy your evening x

Pls share: For those of us who care about Glasgow, Gray & deep connections between the work & the city, #PoorThingsFilm is a great chance to point people back to AG's work. Here I'm with @GraySorcha of @AGrayArchive & Rachel Loughran, creator of the great Poor Things novel guide.

🎬 New film #PoorThings, with Emma Stone & Willem Dafoe, is making waves critically and commercially. But what impact will the adaptation have on the legacy of Alasdair Gray's 1992 novel? We spoke to Gray expert Dr Rodge Glass: https://t.co/hWmpvC6VRI (Photo by @alasdairw)

What’s the rules for killing flies in a vegan cafe?

Today is publication day for MICHEL FABER: THE WRITER & HIS WORK so I'd like to say a few thank yous & share endorsements we've been lucky enough to get. Link here to the book at discount. First: BIG thanks to my editor @xabelsc & good folks @LivUniPress https://t.co/nfn9hPMiPT

Every time I write ‘complete’ I accidentally writer ‘comlete’ and then I have to eat an omelette. It’s really slowing me down.

That 2% though…

#spyintheocean is Blade Runner for animals. I am horrified.

I teamed up with the brilliant @KeironNicholson to write a sketch for tonight’s @DMsAreOpenBBC Listen live at 10:30 on @BBCRadio4Extra or anytime at

Glencoe where filters aren’t required. #glencoe #notactuallyskye @susansouza

This is 100% true of Piedmont - no lunch - thank god for pranzo and merenda

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie 'The Neverending Story'

I’m sadly starting to struggle to see the difference between @fesshole and @_DHOTYA . Is this what the abyss meant when he said he’d start staring back at me?

In 4th year my school took us to Stratford-upon-Avon on the annual Shakespeare trip. The teachers forgot to organise any kind of Bard based activities so took us to see Mel Gibson in ‘What Women Want’. Now I can’t think of one without the other.

If you ever get married make sure you have vases. Bins, buckets and espresso cups don’t make for a good aesthetic.

Yesterday ⁦@susansouza⁩ married me, and we looked fantastic.

A sports car owner just soaked me with a puddle. I’m so sorry for the bad language, but on this occasion I felt it necessary to call this cunt a sports car owner.