Howdy. If anybody fancies two free tickets to see Martha (@MarthaDIY) @ Strange Brew, Bristol tonight, HMU. Sad not to go, but don't want them to go to waste!.

#DungGravy

Also, should we expect this shrieking earfuck every time a tory is voted in?.

In an actual emergency situation, wouldn't it be better if everyone kept a cool head? Why would you intentionally panic then further? Also @GOVUK thanks for fucking up my nap.

The notion that The S(p)UN(k) claims its 'campaigns' have made Britain better is fucking wild

RT @BernieSanders: Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while i….

"Godzilla is sponsored by Aero Mousse" 🦖 TV is wild.

RT @twlldun: First they came for Alex Jones, and we all agreed that was a good place to start.

I know other things are happening, but when are we going to be able to mute dogs barking on films and TV? Drives the pup bananas 🐶🍌.

RT @Dictionarycom: Today's #WordOfTheDay is choice.

RT @vintagefantasy_:

RT @PatsyeStevenson: The Met saw the photo of the PM, a fifty pound fine and nothing more has been said. People ‘shouldn’t care’ apparently….

Asked Alexa to play Start Choppin', and she obliged with Star Trekkin'. I now have such an awful earworm that I may have to remove my head.

RT @Poppyjuice: My strongest memory of COVID:. I was sat in a respirator. They are horrible to wear. It made my nose stream and I'd gone de….

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Lasting happiness #🐶

Young guy in the train toilet before me had a wild piss. An absolute piss frenzy. Piss all over the seat. Piss all over the floor. Some piss dripping from the sink. Piss grenade 💥.

You don't *know* me!

RT @BarristerSecret: I prosecute these cases, and we are seeing this more and more. It is because of @DominicRaab and his colleagues’ refu….