Dolly Carton
@stumblebee
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the worlds foremost expert in the field of christian rock - silly lil guy - Venmo @stumblebee every time you remember christian crunkcore happened
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Joined March 2009
WAIT WHAT
On this day two years ago, @stumblebee posted a PSA about the McDonald's Garfield Mugs containing cadmium and lead.
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anyone else’s Christian parents introduce this to the household at the height of yugioh and magic the gathering fandom?
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Asking Jackie Chan to play a character that ends up loving and accepting his lesbian daughter is unreal. It feels like a prank.
The script for Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) was originally written for Jackie Chan. When he declined the role, the Daniels flipped the genders, rewriting the wife character specifically for Michelle Yeoh to be the main hero.
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still so beautiful
Number of times someone stole more than $50,000 from me: 5-7 times.
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I was disgusted to see the Lakers honor Sebulba at halftime. Even during the ceremony he had his hands all over the Lakers girls. Absolutely zero class.
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trying to talk about air pods at work today and said “i always lose my air buds”
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This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
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I’m not even that socially anxious I just need to smoke one joint and I’m fine the joint in question:
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rolling around the suburbs blasting killing in the name of on repeat
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i see why they’re never getting any work done. The desk is minimal. Tiny even
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at some point in adulthood you just start laughing to yourself like Paulie Walnuts
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my older brother is a piece of shit pedo and I hate his ass and hope he dies soon
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nothing is forgiven. i am still sniping the shit out of you for shit from 2009 never relax
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therapy is me stressing out two older ladies who are very supportive and soft spoken but VERY concerned for me
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Twitter has been like when the parties winding down so we’re just watching YouTube. It’s been like that for a while now. But now it’s the part of the night where someone is starting to put on vibe killing videos and you’re too high to get off the couch.
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