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@stucoates

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Old database wrangler. Coffee drinker, advanced level! Venit, vidit, queritur. Thinking about building a very retro game engine.

Chelmsford, Essex, U.K.
Joined May 2008
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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RT @realmrsthatcher: Put your savings in your socks and they'd nationalise socks.
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That was a very simple transition 😀. @Proton_Pass FTW!
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RT @ProtonPrivacy: Microsoft is the only company that could read 1984 and walk away with a business model.
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Who in the @BritishArmy is in charge of product naming? 🫡.
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British Army showcase new technology that improves the accuracy of targeting enemies and reduces decision-making time for strikes.
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Isn’t there supposed to be a question? . As a result of shopping with Amazon, how likely are you to commit genocide?
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Wonder if @ApplePodcasts sent @adamcurry a cake? 🤨
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It's not through lack of trying! 😬
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When the algorithm is better than @CommunityNotes 😬
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Join the leaders in digital transformation with Cloudflare's Connectivity Cloud.
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3 months
When @google @googlecloud sneezes, lots of people catch a cold. The dangers of building a centralised Internet!.
@Cloudflare
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Multiple Cloudflare services, including Workers KV, Access, WARP and the Cloudflare dashboard, experienced an outage for up to 2 hours and 28 minutes earlier today. Here's a detailed breakdown of what happened:
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3 months
So this would legalise wild camping in the whole of the UK? 🤨.
@ActivePatriotUK
Active Patriot
3 months
🚨 ROUGH SLEEPING to be DECRIMINALISED after 200 YEARS. MIGRANT CAMPS will be appearing in every town and city from spring next year. All part of the PLAN!. For 200 years the Vagrancy Act has meant that people who are homeless are treated as criminals and second class citizens
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I am just a child!
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New lipstick, same pig. ☹️.
@tim_cook
Tim Cook
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Expressive. Delightful. But still instantly familiar. Introducing our new software design with Liquid Glass.
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Hey @CompaniesHouse , having issues today?. You've had a bad endpoint in the pool for a while - looks like they've all gone bad today. :-(
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Well done! 😆
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Somebody in @10DowningStreet has finally seen Pulp Fiction! 😬.
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Blimey! C++ has changed a lot since I last visited it 30+ years ago. Diving in…
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RT @dhh: AI is awesome, but do you know what else is awesome? Not releasing AI-powered features until you've actually built something that'….
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RT @SkyNews: A famous anti-piracy campaign from the early 2000s is in the spotlight after it appeared the font used in the adverts was pira….
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The dramatic adverts, which compared pirating films to stealing cars, handbags and televisions, became a piece of pop culture history, with spoofs spawned for years afterwards.
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How’d those prayers work out? 🤔.
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Vice President JD Vance
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Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!
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