"Why isn't that cyclist getting out of my way??" Well here's why. Thread

Nothing to do with me Guv. I was only (checks notes): Minister for Immigration, 2022 to 2023 Minister of State for Health, September to October 2022 Secretary of State for Housing, 2019 to 2021 Exchequer Secretary to the Treasury, 2018 to 2019 A Tory MP for over 13 years.

It’s time for a by-election, shitprick.

@EssexPR @DeborahMeaden Adam, one of the examples you've shared as being cancelled is Sharron Davies. She's just been appointed to the House of Lords by the Conservative Party and will become a Baroness who gets to make laws despite never being elected. How do you equate that with being cancelled?

Has anyone told @Nigel_Farage that the author of the Online Safety Act was @NadineDorries who has now defected to Reform and was welcomed with open arms by Farage?

Did Renee Nicole Good “hit ICE officer Jonathan Ross with her car”? MAGA: “YES. ABSOLUTELY. CASE-CLOSED. THE END.” Everyone else: “Absolutely NOT. And the case was never even open.” This man goes frame-by-frame to definitively settle this. Please watch and share.

@elonmusk Medically speaking, you cannot get internal bleeding from pretending to have been hit by a car.

Remember that a surprising amount of disagreement on this site is due to people being functionally illiterate They don't disagree with you, they aren't arguing in bad faith, they literally can't reliably read the words you write and understand what they mean

This is a reference to Which Way Western Man, a 1978 book by William Gayley Simpson, one of America's most prominent Nazis. The book argues Hitler was right, claims there is a Jewish plot against white people and advocates violence against Jewish people

My favorite part of the bible is where God says put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

JD Vance: "Denmark hasn't done a good job at keeping Greenland safe." Just out of curiosity when was the last time that a Greenlander was shot dead by a masked agent of their own government?

You'd think he'd have deleted this first:

I see Nazi Germany is trending. And it's not because people are discussing details of WW2.

Notice it's the 'Black Lives Matter' people who are demanding justice for Renee Good while the 'All Lives Matter' people are defending her killer.

“My plan is to smash the establishment by recruiting millionaire ex-Tories who used MPs’ expenses to heat their stables.”

This is literally what Hitler said about being German in Mein Kampf btw

So after the Conservatives spend years accusing Keir Starmer of betraying Britain in his work as a former Human Right's lawyer, Kemi Badenoch's own Shadow Attorney General in the Lords takes a job representing a sanctioned Russian oligarch

If you choose to buy an SUV/4x4 to drive in the city, you have prioritised your own desires over the environment or the safety of others. That's fine - just ensure you fully understand what that says about you. Don't go around thinking you're a nice person.

The Kennedy Center was named after my uncle, President John F Kennedy. It was named in his honor. He was a man who was interested in the arts, interested in culture, interested in education, language, history. He brought the arts into the White House, and he and my Aunt Jackie

Trump's comment about Rob Reiner, a beloved American, really demonstrates the rottenness of his character.

Trump's comment about Rob Reiner today really underscores that he's a narcissist. Someone this narcissistic can't fight for you; if you believe otherwise, you're a mark. You are just a pawn in his need for aggrandizement. Ten years after he descended on his golden escalator, he