Chris 🏳️🌈
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Your school has no gymnastics team, this is the last resort. Himbo
London, UK, Europe
Joined September 2009
“Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a…”
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Jesus Christ Judi.
Judi Dench on Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein: “Kevin has been exonerated and I hear from Kevin, we text. I saw a bit of film of Harvey walking with two sticks and you think, ‘Well…’ ‘I knew Harvey and I knew him well and worked with him, and I had none of that experience –
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Well I guess I won’t be using your website / app to buy Christmas presents for family @qvcuk. Also FYI it’s not a credit card I was using, it’s a debit card linked to a current account with a healthy balance. I’ll take my business and shop elsewhere.
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@VodafoneUK Oh look. 👀 It’s now arriving on Thursday. So is that the third day that I have to rearrange plans @VodafoneUK @VodafoneGroup? A group profit of £1.14 billion for the 2024 financial year and you can’t even deliver a new phone on time. When will you courier this to me?
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Hi @vodafoneuk do you have any intention of responding? It’s now gone 10pm. DPD customer services closed at 6.30pm so can’t give me an update. Meanwhile for the second day in a row I’ve had to sit around waiting - having cancelled or rearranged plans. Not. Good. Enough.
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. @VodafoneUK my new phone was due yesterday but an “unexpected issue” meant it got changed to today - FYI I had rearranged my work diary to sit at home all day. Fast forward to today - for a 2nd day running changed my work diary and my 1703-1803 window has been and gone. WTF?
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I’ve got a tweet: The LGB Alliance is an anti-trans hate group, led by transphobic bigots who have yet to do any meaningful work to improve the lives of LGB people. Transphobia does not help LGB people, it actively harms us and our rights.
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Hey @networkrail why are you caging people in Euston Station like animals? As if 5 hours from Manchester to Euston isn’t enough I’m now queuing to get out of the station, to then go back in to get to the Underground entrance. WTF is wrong with you? @theLDNstandard
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And now you’ve closed the refreshments shop. Meanwhile we’ve progressed to not moving just north of Birmingham to not moving just north of Rugby. It is now 1830, the time this service was scheduled to get to London Euston. @AvantiWestCoast
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I did not have high hopes for my @AvantiWestCoast train home to London due to its late departure. Yet as of 1815, just 15 mins until it’s scheduled London arrival time, we’re still north of Birmingham. Abysmal.
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16:50????????? The order was collected by the rider at 15:52. An HOUR for delivery? An HOUR?????
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Honestly @Deliveroo - order placed and confirmed 75 mins ago. Order collected and out of delivery 40 mins ago. And an arrival time that keeps shifting. This is £20 worth of food and I’d bet my life that it’ll be cold once delivered. That’s IF it’s ever delivered.
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As a top specialist in this area, I can tell you that these claims about the ECHR are all incorrect; her “best lawyers” are wrong. She’s also failed to ask a fundamental question, more important than her five ‘tests’; the international implications the U.K. leaving the CoE.
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Loathe posts like these. The ignorance around land values, land availability, density standards, built cost, housing waiting lists, modern building regulations and standards etc… on full display.
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Hey @HuffPost @HuffPostUK this pop up add makes your mobile site unusable. Even when you close it, the page freezes and you have to click refresh - only for the same thing to happen a minute later. Bravo. Also it’s so irritating that I won’t be visiting the @Canali1934 website.
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My god, the latest iOS update has got to be the glitchiest ever. Webpages failing to load, screenshots not confirming when taken, phone resetting on low battery. Also whoever decided a simple thing like moving a search bar for no logical reason needs firing. @AppleSupport @Apple
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Hey @vodafoneuk, what is the point of your TfL WiFi? It never works or connects and this morning I’ve been stuck underground trying to work out the best route to work after TfL once again played a blinder and buggered it all up. I could really benefit from it working for once!!
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Except it's, literally, not, as you can see higher bits, both left and right of shot. You couldn't lie straight in bed, you massive fibber.
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JK Rowling keeps calling women men I think Rowling needs a welfare check and if they determine she’s healthy, she needs to be cautioned for continually posting anti-LGBTQIA+ content It is time to start taking legal action against gender critical ideology.
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A guy had “anon” as an interest on @Grindr. I asked out of pure curiosity what his interpretation of “anon” means, as it could be any number of scenarios and differs from person to person. This was the response. Nice to know he thinks HE’S the one that “dodged a bullet.”
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