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anyway I’ve finally learned. no optimism. no hope. pure misery. scfc ok
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His aura. The fear.
each year i’m more and more convinced that English football and the Premier League peaked when Boaz Myhill deliberately kicked the ball out for a corner instead of a throw in cos of Rory Delap
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Sky Sports News being a thing during the World Cup is so funny. Who on earth is watching Lee Hendrie talk about a game that’s on free to air TV 😭
A late penalty! 😲
After a very long wait, Mehdi Taremi keeps his cool and sends Pickford the wrong way.
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Just a glorious bit of radio from Mr. Brazil
Brazil and McCoist at Cheltenham is fantastic. Little vox pop with some woman asked about Brazil and she says 'I don't know who Alan Brazil is.'
Cuts to him and his out to the adverts is:
'I hope you never backed a winner you old cow.'
A master of his craft.
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Finally, the tribute the Queen truly would've wanted, from Wayne Lineker
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Steve Smith has ‘SS’ on his sleeve. Who else used to have SS on their sleeve? Food for thought
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No qualifier in the HISTORY of tennis ever made a grand slam final. From thousands of them. And then she not only does that. But wins it. Without dropping a set. Without being taken to a tiebreak. She got taken to 5-5 once all tournament and it was in the second qualifying round
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🚨 Bournemouth 'are set to SACK Andoni Iraola', with the team winless in nine Premier League games. 🍒
(Source:
@MailSport
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oooh I’m Alex Carey I’m a wicket keeper batsman that bats at 8, blocks and leaves my way to 20 and doesn’t pay for my haircuts. well done you boring boring man
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grow up? Utterly sick of this narrative as if playing on a Saturday after a game on Wednesday isn’t completely normal and has been for years
Pep Guardiola was not happy that Manchester City had to play the FA Cup semi-final on Saturday after facing Real Madrid on Wednesday.
#BBCFootball
#FACup
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could you imagine anything worse after losing a World Cup final
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Ben Stokes in T20 chase: take the game deep, dot up for no reason, drag the chase out
Ben Stokes in test chase: FUCKING SLOGGGGGG we’ve gotta get it done tonight
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Facebook suggests a lot of bizarre groups that I would have no interest in but my god this is sensational
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James Vince currently a reigning World Cup champion, Hundred champion and Vitality Blast champion…
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how can you trust a bloke in sunglasses to say it’s too dark. never have I ever heard such rubbish
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Impossible situation: 1-0 down to Nottingham Forest at home
Why is Mudryk also brought on to rescue impossible situations? Then he catches heat for not doing it lmao.
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Absolutely peak bit of Europa Conference League (Linfield subsequently lost on penalties)
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Funny how it was assumed Luton would be the embarrassment of the league yet the other two have outdone them by a staggering amount. These lot are on track to concede 100+ but Megamind’s Burnley spent over £100m to be on the same points 😭
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back in the day, when Chelsea were a proper club rather than some sort of San Fransisco hedge fund crap, they’d sack Poch on Christmas Day
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If for some reason anyone wanted to watch this historic moment
50 - Kylian Mbappe is put through on goal but Lee Grant stays tall and denies the forward at close range. (2-2)
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There’s no IPL double header on Saturday?? This is a DISGRACE! Jesus didn’t die for this on Easter weekend
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This bloke voted for Jorginho to win the 2021 Ballon D’Or btw
⚽️✨ Football journalist Henry Winter: "When the Ballon d'Or nominations come out, I almost retire and spend 48 hours looking at the clips, going through stats and looking at my notes of games."
"It's my favourite 2 days of the year, even better than Christmas!"
"We get…
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VAR denying the greatest semi final comeback ever in the same week as they kill replays
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Lee Dixon ranting about why don’t goalkeepers wear caps any more, this is proper commentary
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Feel like discourse on refereeing decisions is getting more and more biased to the point of being pure nonsense.
It’s a stonewall yellow? 1.7k likes?
Konaté was sent off for this. Yeah we may have deserved fuck all out the game but this decision rattled me.
It's not even a foul for me but there you go.
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Rishi Sunak should immediately re-establish his best policy: Eat Out to Help Out
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Very serious sport
Exclusive: ICC places England and Australia in same T20 World Cup group
✍️
@timwig
#TelegraphCricket
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Illegal pirate websites are run by criminals who often try to steal personal data. Watch the Premier League properly on Now TV. Does identity theft worry you?
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Rehan Ahmed is young enough to be James Anderson’s son and also young enough for Jack Leach to date
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So funny
@ThatChris1209
Remember when he dropped Azhar Ali to deny Jimmy has 600th wicket and and then recovered to run out Mohammad Abbas? That was good.
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Liquid commentary from the iconic Jon Champion and Ally McCoist last night.
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Will India miss him? He doesn't bowl very much. So they won't miss him at all. His replacement will score a few runs. It won't really matter.
🚨 NEWS 🚨
Virat Kohli withdraws from first two Tests against England citing personal reasons.
Details 🔽
#TeamIndia
|
#INDvENG
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“Fritz deserves a chance in the semi!!” losing your quarter final to someone very injured is about as by definition *not* deserving a semi final chance as you can get
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Very interesting for a man with no grass court finals in his career and no Wimbledon QFs in 8 years, no top ten wins on grass in 7 years
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But the genius of the long contracts was that you’d have these players on lower salaries for years?
Cole Palmer is expected to be rewarded for his incredible first season at Chelsea with an improved contract that will include a lucrative pay rise.
✍️
@Matt_Law_DT
and
@JPercyTelegraph
#TelegraphFootball
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Shaqiri has 9 goals and 4 assists in Switzerland’s last five major tournaments. 52% of their goals in that time. No penalties either
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omg he’s moving like he’s Pep after Man City have beaten Burnley
🗣 "I want to give good words to Mikel, he gave us a very difficult game. Tactically they are very good. They gave us problems because they are a good team and he is a good coach"
Jose Mourinho praises Mikel Arteta in his post-match interview
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I personally think he should be rested for all of the remaining tests. It’s time to give the new blood like Mukesh and Avesh a go
Don’t think it will be a great call, series is level there’s a 10 day gap. Makes more sense to play him in the next and give him a gap before the fourth if they want the option of resting him with that test having lesser turn around. Just too much on stake to rest him for third
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I know this was just a glitch but the combination of scoreboard and the shot is killing me ahahahaha
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Don’t know if someone tweeted it already but here’s the Mattek-Sands/Świątek point at 3-3 in 2nd set tiebreak
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Wow, this could only have been made possible by Zidane’s masterful coaching
🗣 Borja Mayoral, talking about the 2018 UCL semifinal:
"We were losing 0-1 at HT, Kimmich's goal. We were playing very bad. Zidane entered the dressing room... I had never lived something like this.
We were all silent and Zidane shouted 'Everyone get out of here, except the…
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pretty awful thing to say about someone who clearly has some serious personal reasons given he also missed the test tour
🚨 Harry Brook pulls out of IPL 2024 🚨
Delhi Capitals will look for a replacement.
#IPL2024
#DelhiCapitals
Story:
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Basil Thampi bowling to Ajinkya Rahane. The stoppable force vs the moveable object
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Stoke to Plymouth
Cundle captured 👀
City add midfield marvel for the remainder of 23/24.
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who is this prophet
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So Pep lied to the Home Office? He should be arrested for Treason.
When word reached Pep Guardiola in 2018 that work-permit issues were preventing Douglas Luiz from playing for Manchester City, he sent video footage to the Home Office explaining how Luiz would be important to his side in the months & years ahead. [
@TheAthleticUK
via
@City_Xtra
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England’s four man bowling attack has a total of 186 test caps between the four of them.
James Anderson has 98.3% of those
Two changes for England: Anderson and Bashir for Leach and Wood.
James Anderson, cap 613.
Shoaib Bashir, cap 713.
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On this fifth and final day of the fifth Ashes test, it’s time to take a Sensodyne Sensitivity Free Moment. Because life is too short for sensitive teeth.
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The England white ball captain laughing on the day English test cricket died… sickening and vile
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before Wimbledon she was out of the top 300 and wasn’t even given a wildcard originally because they thought she was ranked too low. Got it after two wins in ITF Nottingham. And ended up like this. Jesus Christ how is it real
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Wow what a flex, losing 7-0 to a team that hasn’t been able to beat anyone after, amazing
Since United kickstarted Liverpool’s season:
P5 W0 D1 L4
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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If it’s not a UEFA problem then why does this happen at their events and not domestic English finals?
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Imagine being a wicket-keeper batsman and walking out at number eight. Where is your shame
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“It’s not football any more” is a bit of an odd response to not being able to score with your arm
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With no moral victories in sight let's break out the hypothetical ones England 🤣
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