Damnit I wasn’t sushi and hibachi.

can’t wait til they legalize outside

I’m glad it’s Saturday

I need a valentine...

should probably eat a vegetable soon. i’m thinking early next week

I hate you

I don’t belong here

Times were simpler when beers at Beef O’Bradys were 30 cents

Yo is the dude who hit the parking meter okay?

texting her in cursive

brain on bing bong ring a ding ding mode

I wonder if there's a beer out there thinkin' about me too.

Lil slut

faded off this flu shot, got me thinking about her

Your habits will tell you how committed you are, what you’re focused on, what matters to you, and why you’re getting the results you’re getting. At first, creating a habit is unbearable; then it’s uncomfortable; if you stick with it and are consistent, it becomes unbreakable.