Earl Dibbles Jr
@EarlDibblesJr
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I’m a country boy
Joined September 2011
Welcome to the country where we save the napkins from restaurants and put em in our glove compartment
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Girls ain’t difficult. Just call ‘em beautiful and take them fishin’.
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Vegan asked me what I feel when I shoot a deer. I said “recoil”
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Here’s to all the kids that grew up in the country, living life without ever touching an iPad. Yee Yee!
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Re tweet if you’d rather be out in the country yelling “Yee Yee!” than in the big city surrounded by city boys!
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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?
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“Vegetarian” is just an ancient Indian word for bad hunter
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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80% of the ocean hasn’t been explored. There could be a Dollar General down there.
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One of the last coal-powered sheep. Most sheep are all electric now.
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