Being gently berated for never writing a story headlined “patient and competent Australian diplomacy yields handsome dividends for the nation over a lengthy period of time”
Three year old daughter has acquired my work lanyard and is now strutting around the house with it around her neck declaring ‘I’m so so so soooo important’ in extremely pompous voice. Most devastating critique I’ve endured in years
I sat next to a Filipino nanny on the bus this morning. She was on FaceTime, quietly talking to her own daughter back home, trying not to cry. Every so often she’d whisper “love you, miss you” in English. The toddler she’s caring for slept peacefully in a pram. Life is not fair.
Indian food is the best food. There can be no dispute about this. It's sublime. Magnificent. It's like a distant echo of heaven. No other cuisine can compete. There's Indian food and then there is an eternity of daylight and then there is the rest. I will not be taking questions.
At some Singapore intersections you can swipe your Senior’s Card and the crossing light will stay green for a little longer, giving you extra time to reach the other side of the road. I find this very touching.
I'm not sure exactly who is running the new-ish official account for Kiribati
@KiribatiGov
(murmur is someone in Maamau's office, I'd welcome clarity from the author) but they've gone from a few hundred followers to 20K in a heartbeat and have comprehensively won the internet
Awful scenes in Delhi. Also disturbing: when I tweet about Muslims being killed, bhakts crawl into my DMs, say I've shown my true colours as an India-hater. The direct opposite is true: I love India. This violence disfigures India. Those who love India *must* voice their horror
Breaking- after more than a decade of protracted negotiations, Australia and India will sign an interim free trade deal on Saturday. It's a more comprehensive agreement than some anticipated + will be registered with the WTO like a full FTA. But some key sectors still excluded 1/
My four year old has a new favourite game called “cafe” it involves taking my order (flat white) preparing it busily before slamming down the cup and hollering STEPHEEEEN at an incredible volume
BREAKING - the Australian government announces it is legislating new powers to review and cancel agreements that state and territory governments, local councils and public universities make with foreign governments. Likely to spell the end of Victoria's BRI MoU with China.
Left my phone on hawker market table. Idiot. But this is Singapore. So when I return half an hour later it’s already been handed in to the nearest stall. In a pristine zip lock bag, to keep it clean. And someone has put a bright yellow smiley face sticker on the bag.
International (public) responses to Australia's nuclear submarine announcement:
France: apoplectic
China: hostile
Japan: happy
Indonesia: very uneasy
Malaysia: what Indonesia said
Singapore: comfortable
Philippines: at ease
Germany: indifferent
New Zealand: watchful
Breaking- Australia's Defence Department confirms the Vice Chief of the ADF Vice Admiral David Johnston has spoken to Soe Win of Myanmar's military junta. A Dept spokesperson says he called for the immediate release of Sean Turnell and urged the military to restore democracy 1/
Very interesting. Vice Chief of the Australian Defence Force David Johnston had a phone call yesterday with Soe Win, the second most powerful general in Myanmar's junta. I think it's the first time Australia's managed to contact top levels of military regime since the coup 1/
Breaking - I've confirmed that distinguished Australian jurist James Spigelman *resigned* from the Hong Kong Court of Final Appeal earlier this month. He says his decision was "related to the content of the national security laws" passed by Beijing 1/
Wow. What a story from my colleague Tracey Holmes. Around 50 Afghan athletes and dependents are on their way to Australia after being evacuated from Kabul airport. Most of the athletes are women. They've been granted humanitarian visas by the federal government.
Striking language from James Marape as he opens meeting between Indian PM Narendra Modi and Pacific leaders. Marape calls Modi the "leader of the Global South" and India the "third big voice" in global politics which "must emerge." He says the Pacific will "rally behind" India
Many of Australia's most senior military + intelligence officials and top brass (plus a host of
@dfat
folk) in New Delhi right now for the Raisina Dialogue and other meetings. Head of ASIS, head of ASIO, head of ONI, the Chief of Defence Force, Secretary of Defence Dept
My five year old has spent the last ***25 minutes*** excitedly taking about a pine cone he just discovered on a bike ride and I’m going slightly insane but also would kind of give a kidney to be able rediscover that sense of wonder
Good news. Another 470 people evacuated from Kabul on four Australian flights overnight. That includes Australians, Afghan nationals + British citizens. And another group of Australians I've been in touch with has made it through into the terminal, expect to get on a flight soon
This story is bonkers. It claims Chinese embassy officials beat up a Taiwanese diplomat in Fiji at Taiwan National Day celebrations. The diplomat "required hospital treatment." Police were called but the Chinese officials claimed diplomatic immunity
Australia: PRC ambassador Xiao Qian visits former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating and they discuss "China-Australia relations and international situation"
My wife is right now successfully cajoling our toddler to eat his dinner by reciting a new fact about bees every single time he eats a spoonful, and honestly I could not love her more
I guess it’s a statement of the bleeding obvious but “middle class people hiding and working class people bringing them things” is still the best distillation of lockdown I have stumbled upon
Prime Minister Scott Morrison confirms Australia *is* considering safe haven visas for Hong Kong residents. Sounds like a decision will be made by Cabinet quite soon.
Pretty extraordinary - Anthony Albanese and Narendra Modi do a lap of honour in a chariot at Narendra Modi Stadium in Ahmedabad. Deep, reverberating roar through the stadium
Dear Singaporean nana who calmly scooped up my angry toddler in the supermarket, chiding him gently in (I think?) Hokkien before depositing him, startled but quiet, into the pram and mysteriously disappearing into the night: are you in fact Batman? And can you please come back?
BREAKING Australia's PM
@ScottMorrisonMP
announcing Australia's response to the Chinese Government's crackdown on Hong Kong. Confirms that Australia will SUSPEND its extradition treaty with Hong Kong
Golly. Labor MP Anne Aly slams party leadership for parachuting Kristina Keneally into Fowler: "multiculturalism can't just be a trope that Labor pulls out and parades, while wearing a sari and eating some kung pao chicken to make ourselves look good. This is a huge failure."
OK because it's Friday afternoon, and because this week has been a whirlpool of pointless feuds and fervid denunciations: here is a nice photo of my boy Tobias with a brown chicken
Have spoken to two Australians at Kabul airport. Chaotic and frightening scene. One says the US military has struggled to maintain order- there's the sound of gunfire, but source unclear. He says he's constantly trying to contact the Australian Government but he's got no response
The entire 2022
@dfat
grad year is toiling away in the passport office (aka the salt mines) as part of the govt's push to reduce (genuinely unacceptable) processing delays. I've lost count of how many Canberra group chats have shared this snippet of info almost gleefully
Breaking:
@MarisePayne
announces Australian support package for COVID-19 crisis in Indonesia. Aust sending 1000 ventilators, 700 oxygen concentrators, 170 oxygen cylinders and 40 thousand testing kits. Also 2.5 million AZ doses this year (part of 20 mil already announced by PM)
Jesus Christ. Police have arrested a "small organised group" of 11 people taking part in the "Freedom Convoy" protest in Canada. This is the weapons cache they seized
The foreign policy debate has kicked off in Canberra. Labor's Penny Wong starts with an announcement- the ALP will develop a First Nations foreign policy. She says Labor will appoint an Ambassador for First Nations people and "ensure they have a stronger voice" in fp 1/
Here's a report on the phone call in Myanmar state media. There's quite a bit of coverage I'm told- presumably because Tatmadaw believes calls like this will help it show it's not an international pariah 2/
Staring lovestruck at my 13 month old daughter, who is (finally!) fast asleep, and perfect. Every so often the simple fact of her existence hits me like a thunderbolt.
BREAKING Morrison also announces that many temporary visa holders from Hong Kong who are currently in Australia will be able to stay here for another five years. Australia will also offer them a "pathway to permanent residency"
Some rare good news. One of the Australians I’ve been in contact with - and who has been desperately trying to get into Kabul airport for days - is one of the 300 plus people who were flown out of Afghanistan on several evacuation flights overnight. Can’t even imagine the relief
Fascinating. The
@LowyInstitute
has crunched COVID-19 data and come up with a list of the countries which have tackled the pandemic most effectively. Top of the list? New Zealand. Followed by Vietnam, Taiwan and Thailand. Australia also near the top - it's been ranked 8th 1/
The PM announces that Australia *will* provide military equipment and lethal aid to Ukraine through NATO and the US/UK. So, sounds like we will essentially provide money - the amount isn't public - to help fund Western efforts to arm Ukrainian solders 1/
A surprising number of people seemed to have enjoyed my tweets about life with a toddler in Singapore. So I wrote a piece for
@abcnews
about becoming a stay-at-home dad
Hilariously, three foreign diplomats have this morning sent me their "list of grievances" with Australia. Some common themes emerge, particularly 1/ bad drivers in Canberra 2/ the paucity of good bars in Canberra
Indian External Affairs Minister
@DrSJaishankar
giving a speech at
@UniMelb
ahead of the Quad Foreign Ministers meeting this afternoon. I’ll tweet a few excerpts 1/
Quite a few people asking why Albanese is the only one wearing a blue badge. I'm told it's a Govt of Japan seal which denotes his seniority as a Prime Minister- just in case somebody at the venue doesn't recognise him. Which is obviously not a problem for Modi, Biden or Kishida
A historic first meeting between President Joe Biden and newly-elected Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese as the Quad Leaders’ Summit gets underway in Tokyo. 🇺🇸🇦🇺🇮🇳🇯🇵
I’m strangely touched by the ABC reader who politely headed his feedback email “warning: profanity within” before launching into an abusive tirade which involved some truly inventive swear word combinations as well as baroque suggestions as to where I could shove various objects
Tobias insists he wants to “start work now” so God forgive us we have made him a laptop using a Weetbix box. He’s now typing intently. Every few minutes he murmurs “very important!” under his breath. It’s mildly terrifying.
Americans have voted in historic numbers in this election.
They deserve to have their voices heard.
The democratic process must be respected, even when it takes time.
It’s in Australia’s interest that America remains a credible, stable democracy.
Early flight to Canberra. Me: rifles madly through four newspapers, stares anxiously at phone in flight mode. Bloke next to me: reads battered copy of the Iliad. Silence punctured only by his quiet exclamations of occasional delight. Me: Questions life choices
Penny Wong will head to Solomon Islands on Friday, after visiting New Zealand on Thursday. She'll meet the Prime Minister Manasseh Sogavare. Wong will be the first Australian Government Minister to visit Honiara since Solomon Islands signed a contentious security pact with China
To the woman in a Qantas high-vis jacket skipping drunkenly down the main street of Manuka on Monday evening while hollering “I’m the flying kangaroo!!!” - I salute you
The first "Canberra is a GHOST TOWN oh wait this photo was taken three weeks ago" tweet was very funny, the second was still mildly entertaining, but the subsequent 147 on the same theme are slowly awakening something murderous and terrible deep inside me
- Pakistan military says it's shot down two Indian aircraft and arrested one Indian pilot
- Pakistan also says its planes have hit "non military" targets across the LoC (but doesn't say what they are)
- Unconfirmed reports India has also shot down a Pakistani F-16 fighter
Few surprises in regional responses to AUKUS announcement so far:
Japan- supportive
Malaysia- still opposed
Indonesia- cautious, less hostile than 2021
Fiji- supportive (or Rabuka is anyway)
Taiwan- pleased
Philippines- apparently on board
France- *shrugs expressively*
Breaking- Singapore is sending half a million Pfizer vaccines to Australia as part of a “vaccine swap” between the two countries. Doses are due expire shortly + will be rolled out in Aus from next week. Australia will then send 500,000 Pfizer doses *back* to Singapore in December
Tobias (almost three) has been enthusiastic about his baby sister’s imminent arrival. Until now. Furrowed brow. Calmly informed me he no longer requires her. He had an air of mild regret, much like a mid-level office manager cancelling a large order of printer cartridges.
Singapore’s Foreign Minister Vivian Balakrishnan at ANU. Strikes a rather grim tone. The FM says intense competition between the US and China has almost completely obliterated strategic trust and created a “dysfunctional” relationship, raising the risk of catastrophic conflict 1/
Confirmation. Investigative piece in French daily La Croix International says Chinese embassies around the world were issued confidential instructions to "raise doubts" about the genesis of coronavirus and suggest it might have come to China from abroad
HOW I IMAGINED ADULTHOOD: jet to financial capital, scoff whiskey, slam hand on magnificent oak desk in soaring skyscraper, negotiate titanic corporate merger. ACTUAL ADULTHOOD: ride around shopping centre with toddler on motorised triceratops blaring “Barbie Girl” at high pitch
Golly. Tony Abbott speech in Taiwan. Extraordinary. A direct reference to Xi, saying China has "cancelled popular personalities in favour of a cult of the new red emperor." Accuses Beijing of wanting to make Australia a "tributary state"
Jaishankar on India's dependence on Russian military equipment: "our Russian inventory grew for a variety of reasons ... for multiple decades Western countries did not supply weapons to India and in fact saw a military dictatorship next to us as the preferred partner." Ouch. 4/
Finally. After years of sometimes excruciating debate, Australia has been invited to join the next Malabar naval exercises with the US, Japan and India. Exercises are due to be held next month in the Indian Ocean.
Staggering. Dutton says on Insiders that Australia will announce its full nuclear-powered submarine plan *within two months* - “we will have an announcement within the next couple of months about which boat we are going with (and) what we can do in the interim” 1/
The writing is on the wall. Trump's closest allies overseas are dropping him like a hot rock, one by one. Bolsonaro says Trump is “not the most important person in the world" and now even Bibi is lining up to congratulate Biden
Congratulations
@JoeBiden
and
@KamalaHarris
. Joe, we’ve had a long & warm personal relationship for nearly 40 years, and I know you as a great friend of Israel. I look forward to working with both of you to further strengthen the special alliance between the U.S. and Israel.
The Myanmar readout focusses more on what Soe Win said than what Johnston said. Apparently he defended the junta's actions + told Johnston "Myanmar Tatmadaw is a democratic Tatmadaw as (is) the Australian military" (I'm guessing Johnston's response to this was polite silence) 3/
Furious piece from former Ambassador to US, Japan + India John McCarthy, who says Australia can take no pride in its "limited" evacuation from Kabul and accuses officials of taking refuge in "arcane pettifoggery" to deny visas. "We have become something paltry and second rate"
Some personal news- I'm moving to Singapore for a year. Leaving Canberra in (gulp) less than two weeks. I'll continue to file now and then for the ABC. In the meantime hit me up with all your Singapore tips! Who do I need to meet? Where do I find impossibly delicious Hokkien mee?
Dropped wailing two year old off at new daycare centre. Many tears. Kindly, capable staff urge me to go, make clean break, leave now, firmly assure me Tobi will be fine. Absurdly now hiding behind bushes near window at the back, trying to hear if he’s stopped crying. Send help.
Breaking- furious response from the Chinese Embassy to the Australian Government's Hong Kong visa and extradition treaty announcements. Urges Australia to "stop meddling" in Hong Kong and warns Canberra it is "lifting a rock … only to hit its own feet"
@lotus2955
@Kempinskiishtar
I'm amazed by their resilience. It's lovely when you see domestic workers just gathering in the parks on Sunday, taking the opportunity to laugh and joke together. As well as phoning home, of course.
I've confirmed that around 60 people - Afghans who worked for the ADF or DFAT, as well as their family members - have landed in Australia in recent days. Another 150 plus expected to arrive in coming days
Big diplomatic blow-up in Port Moresby, I'm told four Chinese officials barged into the PNG Foreign Ministry yesterday afternoon demanding to meet PNG FM Rimbink Pato over wording of final communique. He refused to meet them. Heated scenes.