Jonathan Howard
@staringispolite
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engineering (devrel and partnerships) in crypto. multi-time founder who loves helping first-timers
San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2009
it is once again time to clarify my username đ marcel duchamp said something like âanything becomes art if you look at it long enoughâ staring at people: bad. staring at peopleâs art/websites/creations: good!
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if you are terminally online when the polls close, STAY ONLINE!
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darkly fascinating that these keep targeting D-friendly areas in Georgia, and not PA or NV are they wrong about which swing states matter most, or were the polls wrong?
DeKalb County police are evacuating and clearing several precincts due to bomb threats.
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you simply cannot imagine how checked out some low information voters are
Imagine being a voter who just today found out Joe Biden isnât running
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the added disrespect of not even bothering to save the file đ
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the first tranche of early results everyoneâs been waiting for! by a 66-33 margin, stem cells in your brain can reverse alzheimerâs symptoms!
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merry âIt Doesnât Have To Be This Wayâ day to all who celebrate
Voting doesn't have to take so long; the mechanics don't have to vary so much from jurisdiction to jurisdiction; and the results don't have to come down in fits and starts depending upon variations across states' laws and local resources. Congress can fix thisâif it *wants* to.
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[bailiff dragging him out of the courtroom] what do you mean giving her alcohol is animal abuse?? it was *her* alcohol!!!
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wait uh ok well if you say the law is just that thereâs an open container in the vehicle, then I guess you should arrest my dog
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no, your honor, that was my dogâs open beer in the car
from Philly courtroom â Musk lawyer says his $1m giveaway is NOT a lottery. "There is no prize to be won" and winners "are not chosen at random," Musk lawyer Chris Gober said. Instead, the $1m is a salary they "earn" to be a spokesperson for Musk's pro-Trump super PAC. Winners
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@cachedeposits who called it their multi-state lineup for election eve, and not Votechella
Wow this multi-state lineup for the Harris-Walz election eve Livestream on Monday
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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.
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Busy, cold night at Stonehenge as we move the stones backwards an hour...
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random texan:
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My guys really do be here all like "The Ethereum price reflects its suboptimal technical characteristics and roadmap, here is my 12-part plan for how to fix it" My friend, you're about to see the entire crypto market pump because a squirrel died
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in home theaters sunday!
we turn back the clocks on sunday! you turn the clock back too far. you're in ancient rome. you have one shot to return home. it's time to save the daylight
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this is how I'm gonna go (long life; perfectly healthy; murdered by the love of my life)
Just interviewed an older gentleman (he's 83) who forgot to hang up when we finished. Two seconds later, I hear him go "ta-daahhh" as he excitedly calls over to his wife. "Guess what? Your HERO just gave an interview to the Post and Courier, where I said many things!"
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Intel outside :(
BREAKING NEWS Nvidia $NVDA is being added to the Dow Jones replacing Intel $INTC
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This year weâre giving out potatoes and candy in the same bucket and the word got out, weâre now the most popular house on the street and have given away 30lb of potatoes
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I keep thinking these are sean wotherspoon boots, then being mad that they donât exist
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ok at this point I donât know what size either of them is??
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