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like this post if you.
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by 2026, human language will be reduced to two dialects: GPT and TikTok Commenter.
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a british accent is the greatest pr strategy for dumb ideas.
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“circling back” are you a shark?.
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keg stand but it’s a&w cream soda.
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being in love means being at the mercy of someone’s childhood.
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wow. what makes you think i don’t like you? i don’t, but i’m curious how you figured it out.
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luxury car, luxury watch, coofandy shirt.
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hi i’ll have a grande dubai chocolate labubu love island ghibli matcha latte to go please.
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“no worries if not!” grow up.
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if hard work guaranteed success, the donkey would own the farm.
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nothing’s costlier than a vibe mismatch.
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you can never flex on someone who has more and i can’t imagine why you’d flex on someone who has less, so.
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RT @Kenny___Rose: dont believe in keeping "drafts" on here. posting should always come straight from the hip.
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RT @awshuqs: is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.
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you’re either a zoom person or a google meet person. to be neutral is to be complicit.
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if you don't love me at my subpar posting era then you don't deserve me at my slightly better but still subpar posting era.
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beginning to think a lot of you send and receive DMs on a regular basis.
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RT @KevinNaughtonJr: it's amazing what you can accomplish if you simply:.1. work hard at something.2. ignore most people's opinions.3. rema….
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two of the most devastating things one can experience: . 1) your child being helplessly in pain . 2) a phantom notification.
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