Travis Cotton
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writer. actor. director. piano beginner.
Melbourne, Australia
Joined November 2011
This is better than any speech from a politician we’ve heard recently 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Apparently Microsoft changed their password to russianstew but it wasn't stroganoff. #MicrosoftOutage
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Ad Brief For Actors: Performer must have razor sharp wit and the comic timing of Richard Pryor as they will be asked to hold a chocolate bar and scream, "Dibbly doobly dat's delicious!"
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An absolutely outstanding journalist. @latingle tells it like it is. Always. #LauraTingle statement - About the ABC
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Statement from Laura Tingle about comments made at the Sydney Writers' Festival.
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I'd never quite let go of the idea of recording an album one day with Steve Albini. Says more perhaps about his continual accessability rather than my musical prowess. RIP
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When I'm exiting the gym and someone's entering I always say "Don't do it, It's not worth it," and it kills every time.
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Untalented friends grifting as usual.
‘genuinely surprising’ Elise Lawrence
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I think the start of humanity's decline was the shuffle button on CD players.
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England: We have a new TV game show, let's find a top theatre actor to host it. Ooh, it's a hit! Australia: We have bought the rights to a successful English game show, let's find an ex Big Brother contestant or maybe someone good at hitting a ball to host it. Ooh, it's a miss.
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If you are in Melbourne and you're wearing pants right now, you are losing. #hot
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Having trained in boxing for the last six years the one thing I've learnt is anyone could beat the shit outta me.
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Just said namaste at the end of a Zoom meeting and I have no fucking idea why!
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The Government allowing Stage 3 to go forward in its current form will only fuel inflation, and likely result in higher interest rates for all Australians. The tax cuts were a bad economic idea when Morrison legislated them in 2018, and they're an even worse idea now. #auspol
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People on Instagram Stories posting horrific Gaza images and then their Saturday night cocktail shenanigans. 😐
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