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Sarcoma Arthroplasty and Trauma Orthopod @StVincentsMelb - @APOA Aus YF Rep - Mother of Mini Monster & Tiny Terror - Caffeine Dependent

Melbourne, Victoria
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
1 year
Baking all the baked goods containing egg for tomorrows allergy testing… Now… how to get a toddler as stubborn as his mother to eat food that he knows may make him sick 🙃 #help
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1 year
So I operated til 2am.. back for clinic at 8, GP talk at 12, operating at 1:30 -5:30… sat down for dinner at 7:50pm & busted my tooth… massive props to the emergency dentist coming back in to sort me out before my list tomorrow morning! #timetorest #bustedtooth #orthotwitter
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
1 year
Hypothetically if you were a toddler and hid a sound bar remote where would you hide it? You know so we can watch 1/2 an hour of tv before collapsing!
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
Someone pinched my @wearfigs from the theatre change rooms.. pretty annoyed but the British racing green is mighty tempting as a replacement #orthotwitter
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
The best thing about presenting at Conferences… the slew of ‘can’t wait to catch up’ messages The worst thing… writing the presentation… #orthotwitter
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
Anyone else do big cases and then inhale like a whole days calories at the end without drawing a breath?
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
So today I operated, ran late to clinic and someone pinched my lunch…guess when I found out I had no food vs inhaling sushi and starting clinic #whoop #orthotwitter #Accountability
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
Critical life question #orthotwitter Round or square waffles?!
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
I’m a wee bit of a Grinch… but Bring on #Whamageddon
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
Been trying to speak to my ‘assigned banker’ @NAB for 2 months… no bueno… hours and hours wasted so now it’s time to move banks - anyone got any recs for one that answers or returns phone calls?! #smallbusiness #bank #halp
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
The thing about technology in the operating theatre.. is you need to understand the fundamentals of your operation for when tech fails.. Navigating osteotomies accurately with 2 kwires, a drill and an II should not be a lost art #orthotwitter #oldschool #xray
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
Sooooo Wednesday both my clinics are booked at 200%… regs are overbooked and it’s a new team… Buckle up fam the efficiency is going to level up #orthotwitter
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2 years
@Andyrooz22 like actually drowning! 7 email accounts 🫠
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
Any of the #orthotwitter crew using virtual PAs? I’m drowning in emails!!
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
Streamlining care of patients with NOF with quantifiable improvements in patient outcomes #followtheevidence #orthotwitter #collaborativecare
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2 years
Sun-Herald reporter @smh @marywardy writes about the updated care standard for hip fracture. With 22 peak bodies endorsing the updated #CCS, it's terrific to be launching it at the @ANZHFR #HipFest2023 tomorrow. @JacquiCTClose @cathmcortho @DrcarolynH https://t.co/p812lxe9nL
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
I first met Merv right before he introduced me to speak at the AKS meeting as (I have been told) the 1st junior reg & female to present (another legend somehow let me sneak onto the podium) He was a true gentleman & mentor. #vale #orthotwitter
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smh.com.au
Cross got generations of athletes back onto the park, including Dennis Lillee, Paul Kelly and Tom Carroll.
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
Meant to spend my evening doing yoga…. wrangled children now sipping my second margy.. it’s all self care right?!
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
2 days off in a row.. what the heck! #orthotwitter
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OHnS - BMed FRACS(Orth) FAOrthA MIPDEd
2 years
#orthotwitter help needed - I’m looking for the most aggressive end cutting reamers on the market! My beloved Sentinels are no longer available 😫
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