behold the riant anthropoid
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wandering around the harbor with a shiteating grin accosting the most weary-looking mariners to ask hey what’s that weird shovel on your shoulder
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i’m gonna finish the book but i thought these pieces of the chapter on porn were irritatingly incurious
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what if the following tab wasn’t annoying to use
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people don’t say “well you wouldn’t, would you” anymore. they just post a plane mangled by gunfire
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we all have that one friend with an unbelievably tragic history-truly nightmarish stuff the survival of which is inspiring-who has never had to have a job and wildly underestimates how much it would take out of them if they got one
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it's annoying how often someone will make it your job to explain to them that what they've staked their identity on is fine-maybe even good-as a hobby interest, but deeply embarrassing as an adult's system of political beliefs
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do people who talk like this know how offputting it is? you're speaking wrong. the line is "i read it as-", or perhaps "it read to me as-"
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Oh (not looking at the vid you're showing me anymore) that shit's an illusion
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beginning to wonder if “it’s wrong to expect things” was really the universal moral truth i’ve treated it as. alternatives start at “that was a convenient way to mesh any understanding of the broader world with all the wants i haven’t broken myself of” and only get sadder
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and now the Chiefs have lost 2 Super Bowls in the last 9 months
it’s rare to see a team admit out loud “yes, this is our Super Bowl”
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the videogames they make up for american dad are absolutely fucking top tier every time
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brutal shock for someone whose ideal partner is a lot like themself to meet their carbon copy but for some fuckin ‘opposites complement��� complex
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@hopes_revenge Once the dog learns how to make Mac n cheese it's over for you
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i met you at a very tuesday time in your life
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They're putting Charlie Kirk's face in all kinds of videos now. I just saw one where they put his face on footage of a horrific neck injury.
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roommate: ok, who left all these dirty dishes in the sink? me: As a general rule, I glomarize -- do not confirm or deny -- if asked whether I have committed crimes, or done things merely unpopular...
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@lnternetcowboy Maybe football should be illegal
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