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normal person with no mental illnesses or defects @effxwhore
Massachusetts, USA
Joined November 2020
AOTC main plot: Anakin & Padmé falling in love on Naboo. Obi-Wan subplot:
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I needd to post more Obi Wan. Every form of Obi-Wan. Guys send me Obi-Wans.
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I've spoken into the void maybe 300k times & I will continue to do so until my heart stills in my chest but upon my death I'm telling my sister to post all my drafts as a treat to those who never unfollowed. Like a reverse kill switch. As I Flatline they all get posted at once.
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Going to Worcester and saying "Holy shit this is like a Tatooine's worth of people here".
The population of Tatooine is 200,000. That’s about 2.4% the population of New York City.
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RT @bardwars: He turned me about with his finger and his thumb, as one would set up a top. #ShakespeareSunday Coriolanus A4S5 https://t.co/….
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holy shit i just met an alien this is like that one time when luke skywalker met an alien.
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Lighters up for everybody who got an oomf in a different time zone FR.
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Sometimes I just cant believe I'm EFFEXWHORE.
You aint oomf me, you oomf the old body.
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the concept of an iphone fucking your face raw for literally no reason.
One simple decision is saving me 3+ hours a day. I stopped doom scrolling. That doesn't mean I don't use my phone, I just set better boundaries. Here’s exactly how I do it (#5 is key).
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