I'm pinning this tweet to the top of my profile.

By the way, if any towns in Massachusetts could be described as "northern" it would be places like Amesbury, Salisbury, Haverhill, or Newburyport. Townsend is north central Massachusetts. Just look at a map next time.

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It's in Worcester, so I'm way ahead of you!.

My favorite part of this story is that it assumes no one has any clue where my town is located, or that it even exists. Which is fine. please stay away. It's obviously a dangerous place.

Fans should remember Lucille Ball before they get too excited. What if the sculptor used those courtroom sketches as inspiration?. @TomBrady #tombrady

I can’t believe you guys passed up a scoop. Person is hit and killed by a commuter train and no one followed up on the lead?.

RT @Super70sSports: Went to #1 in both Boston and French Lick …

Heads-up @7News.

I’ll take that as a yes. Prayers for the family of the deceased.

Seems Fitchburg Line train outbound is stopped because of someone on the tracks between Ayer and Shirley. That usually means someone got hit. @MBTA_CR can you confirm?.

RT @StripersForever: Mass commercial #stripedbass projected to be satisfied tomorrow. Harvesting spawning stock biomass after six straight….

The broadcasters were clearly on the Cubs' payroll. If all you had was the audio you'd swear Ventura had gotten the best of Ryan.

RT @MikeWingerii: The Canadian government should not be kicking Sean Feucht out of churches. Churches should be kicking Sean Feucht out of….

Maybe the Red Sox will flip Dustin May in a package for Joe Ryan. .

Mostly a koi pond. Sometimes a deer pond.

Periodically I like to remind the world that I never knowing use emojis or emoticons, with the exception of the Abe Lincoln emoticon I invented. ==|:^\}.

That's a chubby Chris O'Dowd!.

RT @ScienceLogic: 🌟 We’re proud to be named the Predictive Analytics Platform of the Year by the 2025 AI Breakthrough Awards! This win high….

When you're on a group chat and are asked to keep introductions to less than 60 seconds, it's super disrespectful to the host, presenter, and attendees to launch into shaggy dog story. We're not here for you, but for the actual expert.

You know you’ve made it when @GoRemy name checks you. Congrats @RepThomasMassie.

If I lived in Stow I’d be ashamed of my town today.