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When this virus is over, I still want some of you to stay away from me

Cyprus
Joined December 2011
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@Zendaya
Zendaya
6 years
You know, you can live and not tweet
@holyteerrain
fka 🌹
6 years
are you like...alive @Zendaya
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@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais
8 years
Next time you’re sitting around feeling that the whole world hates you, just remember that hardly anyone actually knows you. The few that do, hate you, sure, but not the rest of the world. Hope that helps.
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@neiltyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson
7 years
Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.
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@MustardSally1
Just Sally
7 years
I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.
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@onlycaelik
CAELI K.
7 years
my social media isn’t private, but my life is. you don’t know me... you just know my social media.
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@erinroseglass
erin glass
7 years
what if public libraries were open late every night and we could engage in public life there instead of having to choose between drinking at the bar and domestic isolation
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@Ebuka
Ebuka Obi-Uchendu
7 years
“Social media is the toilet of the internet.” Lady Gaga
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@TheTweetOfGod
God
7 years
Money can't buy happiness, but love can't buy a Ferrari either.
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@24WIFEY
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some of y'all never had to be the "good child" in hopes of lessening your parents problems which ultimately lead to buried feelings, inability to express emotions, wanting to please everyone, inability to handle the tiniest bit of confrontation and criticism,and it really shows.
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@kaelyned
Kaelyn
7 years
Fellas, y’all have to try harder than a “you’re pretty”. The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets
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@TheTweetOfGod
God
7 years
Being gay is not a choice but being an asshole is.
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@BJCalvillo
Brandon Calvillo
7 years
2018 taught me literally nothing. Neither did 2017. Just because you woke up and went to bed 365 times doesn’t make you any less of a piece of shit.
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