Before you make the original comment "how salty is sodium", take a step back and think. Sodium isn't salty. You're thinking of Sodium Chloride. Sodium is the one where fucking around near it triggers an energetic reaction that can cause burns. Not funny. But true.

Wouldn't you say "correct"? Then dicks like me can't joke about him being "far right". .

Hello to @Keir_Starmer from Sweden. I mean France. No, sorry, New Zealand. Oops, I mean Japan. VPNs make the new rules pointless. Kids can bypass the rules for reputable sites or just go to less reputable ones. Or the darknet.

The pump is great and the install team were fantastic. But the surveyor didn't pass on information about artex (causing a shutdown in case it had asbestos) or about the space they could take up. And getting it fixed has taken since Christmas.

TopTip : get @OctopusEnergy to install your air source heat pump. When they put the controller somewhere stupid wait while your install coordinator repeatedly tries to talk to the area manager and/or goes on holiday. Effectively got seven months of interest free credit.

I swear to god, if @Keir_Starmer drags us into a war in the middle east because of some fucking toddler in the white house. .

I'm not going to suggest this wasn't mostly luck. Wordle 1,417 2/6. ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟨.🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. #Wordle1417.

I think I just broke two @CostaCoffee baristas. Bariste?. I just asked for "an iced latte but without the ice, so just cold milk and coffee.". I know odd requests throw people, but that seemed to trigger a hard mental reset. 🤣.

It's a cheap joke but some random @AldiUK customer made me laugh out loud.

I've just quit @CNviolations. Once upon a time it was about facts, but now it's driven by the politics of the masses. I recently got a temporary ban for correcting a post by quoting the news article it was misrepresenting. I have better things to do with my time.

Iirc, #ElonMusk predicted #Tesla would rapidly ramp up to 250k cybertrucks a year. They've just had a recall of "virtually all" #cybertrucks made in the last 16 months. All 46k of them. Was it tech failure? Manufacturing failure? Stock manipulation? Lack of demand?.

So what terrible crime did @OverthrowMusk do to get put on the naughty step? . Did they offend the king of free speech by any chance?.

To clarify - I knew this was the case for motorcycle crash helmets. I think I just assumed Sikhs didn't work on building sites any more. .

Just seen an entirely Sikh work crew on the @A428Cat . Which is cool, but which led me down a rabbit hole. Apparently the HSE recognises the importance of turbans and doesn't insist Sikhs wear hard hats. Not sure what use this information is to you or me, but yeah.

Why don't I trust #AI?. Here's @Copilot telling me @MicrosoftEdge on android doesn't have tab groups. In a tab group.

RT @fesshole: We have an old colour laser printer at work and all the toner cartridges are the exact same size. Wondered if swapping the co….

Someone just tracked me down on my Facebook account (which isn't in my real name) to ask if I'd be willing to sell them the car I bought from them ten years ago. I'm genuinely impressed. Slightly creeped out, but very impressed.

RT @anon_opin: What happened to the word "sod"? It was really common in the 80s but I haven't heard it in decades. There was something nice….

RT @anon_opin: It's a travesty that Elon Musk's car company is named after the great Nikola Tesla, when he has much more in common with tha….

Parcel delivered too the wrong house today by @dhlexpressuk. Raised a support ticket to day the package wasn't delivered to a person as it's on the wrong doorstep. I'm sure it's an innocent coincidence that the photographic evidence has now vanished from their site.