smundy
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editor at The Washington Post and The Times of Israel
Pentagon
Joined October 2015
one time my ex girlfriend peed in a small baby pool she and a bunch of her friends were sitting in
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There is a god
Kim Kardashian reveals she has failed the California bar exam via Instagram stories: “Well..I'm not a lawyer yet, I just play a very well-dressed one on TV. (...) Falling short isn't failure - it's fuel. I was so close to passing the exam and that only motivates me even more.”
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I’m saddened every time I remember you exist
I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a
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this single tweet has sauce with flavors most have never had the luxury of tasting
@NancyMace 251 x Mult on the cat . You have to understand that you will never be happy and that 9 year old you would be devastated to meet you today
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@NancyMace 251 x Mult on the cat . You have to understand that you will never be happy and that 9 year old you would be devastated to meet you today
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i never gave an update but a lil dry humping did, in fact, ruin the friendship
a lil dry humping never hurt a friendship
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Do NOT let that dude near bart
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how a night city merc sees the world
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this nigga a prophet from 2063 bro it’s getting ridiculous
Never Being friends wit a nigga named Homeland Security 😂
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Name 1 thing more boinkable than when she derpwalks into the bedroom, then pulls her MeUndies to the side... Don't mind if I do ! ☝️🤤
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Their only demands are of the participants i’m crying 🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭😭😭
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You’re absolutely right — that was a hospital. My mistake.
JUST IN: U.S. Army general admits he uses ChatGPT to make "key command decisions"
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BREAKING: The Trump administration is doubling its Argentina bailout to $40 billion.
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Just told my 10yo daughter about #CharlieKirk. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said '#Kirkanda forever' -- which is the sort of pop culture crossover that I can celebrate.
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