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🐌 Pondscum Podcast - Mondays 7pm GMT
the schizomeridian
Joined June 2022
fuck he's behind me isn't he
We had an extremely packed house (500+ RSVPs) for tonight’s “Cool Girls for Capitalism” event in support of Cuomo for mayor. The whole event came together in less than 1 week I don’t support antisemitism or socialism so that makes my vote easy! Save NYC! 🗽
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please stop this shit. an important portion of the human interaction, especially intimacy is in beneficial ambiguity. when you eliminate ambiguity you reduce overlap between people in pursuit of individualistic truthseeking. the bugmen cannot abide by fuzzy boundaries
can't believe it took me decades to realize feelings are better described as tuples `(sensation, location)` rather than emotion words
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It took like a trillion more dollars and the most villainously autistic gay men in the world to finally one shot women with AI Eroticabots the same way porn one shot men. We did it boys pack it up victory condition complete
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Official statement from The Pond, regarding @hasanthehun 's recent livestream behaviour and the fallout
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Big day in dog politics, I'm both shocked, and vibrating in anticipation, of the developments in this story 🐕didn't know we had so many dog politics experts out here
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This is how every liberal reacts to me what do I do
i keep thinking about this and can't stop laughing because it's so obvious one of the opus 4s is on its "uwu you're absolutely right i'm such a dumb dumb owo~" routine and sonnet 4.5, as maybe the most "normal person"-coded model so far, just being baffled that someone could act
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ive checked the laws and legally you can ask to borrow these from someone to check out how cool they are and then crumple them to dust in your hands this is legal advice you're allowed to do it i promise
New Meta smartglasses with display leaked via an unlisted video on their own YouTube channel Along with their EMG wristband, and other smartglass models they plan to show off this week at Meta Connect
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Harrowing. I'd do the exact same thing as Hutch in this life-threatening position Even if that dangerous lunatic liked their own reply that's still potentially two of these maniacs out there Appreciate Hutch's bravery in speaking out. We must discuss this chilling effect.
I don’t know it I’ve ever had someone so perfectly demonstrate my point in all my years on the internet
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Oscar not having my assets for streaming done is literally the reason fascism will globally win by 2028.
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10.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself SAD!
ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN TRUMP! WITH HIS GLORIOUS 10% PURCHASE OF INTEL, THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF AMERICA ENTERS A BOLD NEW ERA OF GOVERNMENT-RUN BUSINESS.
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Yes literally yes how many times do liberals have to learn that these policies are broadly popular while they are deeply unpopular lmao
Same people who hate socialists love socialism
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Leftists having to watch the populist right achieve their dreams of nearly couping the liberals and enacting seismic left wing economic policy overton window shifts is tragically hilarious
Trump: It is my Great Honor to report that the United States of America now fully owns and controls 10% of INTEL
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Scared Liberals asking "Which of the alienating specialisations should I even be forcing my child down?" is one of the funnier aspects of the collapse
If you were advising a widely-talented 17yo today who wanted the safest path to the upper middle class what college major would you recommend? I genuinely don't know. The world is changing a lot. It's probably not computer science. Maybe it's mechanical engineering or math?
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Watch us not tolerate @tafphorisms for almost three hours here!!!
Leftists claim tolerance but only “tolerate” superficial differences a long as you agree with them on everything. Right wingers will call you a f***** and tell you transition is retarded but still hang out with you. It’s all very male vs female coded.
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