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Michael Ficarra

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parody account, he/him, TC39 editor/rep, distinguished engineer at @ShapeSecurity @F5, 🦣 @[email protected] Ξ»

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@robpalmer2
Rob Palmer
1 year
ECMAScript excitement πŸ˜‰ Congrats to @smooshMap on advancing the Iterator Helpers proposal to Stage 4 at @TC39 today πŸŽ‰ https://t.co/o51fqp3kw4
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Methods for working with iterators in ECMAScript. Contribute to tc39/proposal-iterator-helpers development by creating an account on GitHub.
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@lcasdev
Luca Casonato πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
1 year
Oracle has taken the JavaScript trademark hostage. It is time to #FreeJavaScript. ➑️ https://t.co/CksOeQcRRs ⬅️
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javascript.tm
We need your help to continue our fight over Oracle's claim to the JavaScript trademark. Here's where we are now and what you can do to help.
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Deno
1 year
Help us spread the word β€” it's time to #FreeJavaScript. https://t.co/H5MqGRawAq
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Rob Palmer
1 year
ECMAScript excitement πŸ˜‰ Congrats to @smooshMap on advancing Unorder Async Iterator Helpers to Stage 1 today @TC39 πŸŽ‰ https://t.co/FVbcKd2a6Z
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JavaScript proposal for unordered async iterator helpers - tc39/proposal-unordered-async-iterator-helpers
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Rob Palmer
2 years
On Monday 10th June at 18:00 there is a joint @helsinkijs + @TC39 free community event at @SwarmiaHQ in Helsinki πŸŽ‰ There will be talks by delegates and plenty of time to speak to them informally. Sign up here: https://t.co/uS8mLy4CCf
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
this was my proposal 😁 (with help from others of course)
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
Please please please let this be the catalyst that finally causes @Oracle to sue, lose, and officially relinquish the trademark once and for all. πŸ™
@deno_land
Deno
2 years
JavaScript "β„’" hats for sale. https://t.co/1VeL1eaKDw
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@MakeIDbetter
Better Identity Coalition
2 years
At #IDPolicyForum now, @jgrantindc discusses the release of "Better Identity at 5 Years: A Report Card and New Path Forward." Read more here: https://t.co/llaMGiK4F0
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Kevin Gibbons
2 years
Some common questions and answers about the development of JavaScript: https://t.co/8SE58S6nBn Feel free to suggest more!
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Contribute to tc39/faq development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
I asked ChatGPT for a recipe for boiling water.
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
I swing wildly between this and "I hate everything about computers" almost daily.
@jessfraz
Jessie Frazelle
2 years
I fucking love coding
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
Reply with other suggestions.
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
The iterator helpers proposal ( https://t.co/q4m9DCAJbV) is stage 3, the tests are complete, and it'll be landing in a browser near you very soon. What additional helpers would you like to see us pursue in follow-up proposals? Poll to follow.
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@RepRaskin
Rep. Jamie Raskin
3 years
Cars with big blind spots are still earning high safety ratings that overlook pedestrian & cyclist safety. @USDOT: let's prioritize pedestrian protection & driver visibility in the new car safety ratings to protect all who share roads with cars. https://t.co/UyyM4FCAot
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@DasSurma
Surma
3 years
At @ShopifyEng, @saulecabrera, Jeff Charles and I are working on Javy, a tool to compile JS to WebAssembly. We are using it to bring JS to Shopify Functions, but kept Javy itself as a generic JS-to-Wasm tool! Curious how it works? Here’s a tech deep-dive: https://t.co/WNsseTzhtq
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo #OpenAI #ChatGPT #DALLE
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@lcasdev
Luca Casonato πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Iterator helpers has just advanced to Stage 3 in @TC39 πŸŽ‰ The proposal will add methods like .map and .filter to iterators and async iterators, just like the prototype methods that exist on arrays. https://t.co/1wIk3SZAjJ Thanks @smooshMap and everyone else who worked on this!
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Methods for working with iterators in ECMAScript. Contribute to tc39/proposal-iterator-helpers development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
So many terrible, unmaintainable software architectures are a result of someone going "I wish I didn't have to pass this parameter around all over the place".
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Stephen Diehl
3 years
> "Rather than creating a new legal and regulatory framework that legitimises crypto, we should simply let it burn." YES πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ https://t.co/6qtOE490yj
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ft.com
Just say no to legitimacy-inferring regulation
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
Yesterday at @F5 Technology Day, we brought in a bunch of WebAssembly speakers (@bytecodeallies @profianinc @SuborbitalDev @fermyontech) and I am so excited about the space again!
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
Okay so what is everyone using as a combined SMS / encrypted messaging app now that @signalapp has killed itself?
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