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Michael Ficarra

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parody account, he/him, TC39 editor/rep, distinguished engineer at @ShapeSecurity @F5, 🦣 @[email protected] λ

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Michael Ficarra
10 months
RT @robpalmer2: ECMAScript excitement 😉. Congrats to @smooshMap on advancing the Iterator Helpers proposal to Stage 4 at @TC39 today 🎉. htt….
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Methods for working with iterators in ECMAScript. Contribute to tc39/proposal-iterator-helpers development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Michael Ficarra
1 year
RT @robpalmer2: ECMAScript excitement 😉. Congrats to @smooshMap on advancing Unorder Async Iterator Helpers to Stage 1 today @TC39 🎉. https….
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JavaScript proposal for unordered async iterator helpers - tc39/proposal-unordered-async-iterator-helpers
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Michael Ficarra
1 year
this was my proposal 😁 (with help from others of course).
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Michael Ficarra
1 year
Please please please let this be the catalyst that finally causes @Oracle to sue, lose, and officially relinquish the trademark once and for all. 🙏.
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1 year
JavaScript "™" hats for sale.
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
RT @MakeIDbetter: At #IDPolicyForum now, @jgrantindc discusses the release of "Better Identity at 5 Years: A Report Card and New Path Forwa….
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
RT @bakkoting: Some common questions and answers about the development of JavaScript: Feel free to suggest more!.
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Contribute to tc39/faq development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
I asked ChatGPT for a recipe for boiling water.
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
I swing wildly between this and "I hate everything about computers" almost daily.
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Jessie Frazelle
2 years
I fucking love coding.
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
Reply with other suggestions.
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
The iterator helpers proposal ( is stage 3, the tests are complete, and it'll be landing in a browser near you very soon. What additional helpers would you like to see us pursue in follow-up proposals? Poll to follow.
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
RT @RepRaskin: Cars with big blind spots are still earning high safety ratings that overlook pedestrian & cyclist safety. @USDOT: let's pri….
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Michael Ficarra
2 years
RT @DasSurma: At @ShopifyEng, @saulecabrera, Jeff Charles and I are working on Javy, a tool to compile JS to WebAssembly. We are using it t….
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo #OpenAI #ChatGPT #DALLE
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
RT @lcasdev: Iterator helpers has just advanced to Stage 3 in @TC39 🎉. The proposal will add methods like .map and .filter to iterators and….
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Methods for working with iterators in ECMAScript. Contribute to tc39/proposal-iterator-helpers development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
So many terrible, unmaintainable software architectures are a result of someone going "I wish I didn't have to pass this parameter around all over the place".
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
RT @smdiehl: > "Rather than creating a new legal and regulatory framework that legitimises crypto, we should simply let it burn." YES 👏👏👏….
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Just say no to legitimacy-inferring regulation
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
Yesterday at @F5 Technology Day, we brought in a bunch of WebAssembly speakers (@bytecodeallies @profianinc @SuborbitalDev @fermyontech) and I am so excited about the space again!.
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Michael Ficarra
3 years
Okay so what is everyone using as a combined SMS / encrypted messaging app now that @signalapp has killed itself?.
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