Samuel Draper
@smldraper
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new bio coming when I can think of a good one. I love sport, music, self-deprecation, bad wordplay, and good storytelling.
London, United Kingdom
Joined July 2009
Chelsea 8-0 Noah, UEFA Conference League, November 7th 2024
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My God. What if the secret ingredient... is people? No. There's already a soda like that: Soylent Cola. Oh. How is it? It varies from person to person. #Futurama
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Here's an ace #buyastrangerabook offer! @smldraper has bought a copy of "That's Not How it Happened" by Craig Thomas, for me to give away to one lucky person. If you'd like it, get in touch. UK only
IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day. The grooviest of all the days. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. It's a thing! Look. https://t.co/A1WunPgg1S UK only.
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Superb first item in today's Knowledge https://t.co/N9KsTcE6Cj
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Plus: which European champions were top at Christmas, players giving each other presents and other festive trivia
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I meant Sparks Fly instead of Long Live, and replace Ruin The Friendship with Dancing With Our Hands Tied. I think. The fact it was a disaster within hours of posting is not a great sign…
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State Of Grace The Archer The Last Great American Dynasty Ruin The Friendship Long Live Feel like it would change depending on when you asked me, this feels like the current top five.
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🇬🇧 Eurovision 2014 representive Molly will be returning the Curly Wurly cake she received during the Grand Final
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calling all uk swifties!!! kaz is a massive swiftie & wants to do her showdance to a taylor song so to make it happen we need all your votes to get her through to the final next week!!! ✨ https://t.co/R2PwUBf29Z
#strictly #swifties #theerastour
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My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane. I can't see it taking off.
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World’s most expensive guitar – Kurt Cobain’s iconic ‘MTV Unplugged’ D-18E – donated to London Royal College Of Music (@RCMLondon)
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The guitar Kurt Cobain used in Nirvana’s 'MTV Unplugged' has been donated to the London Royal College Of Music.
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This looks like the set of Tenable. This is in no way useful insight, it’s just where my brain is now.
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Taylor University’s ‘Silent Night’ tradition: students show up in Christmas colors, stay dead silent until the 10th point, and then storm the court.
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This is the first weekend where both Chelsea men and women have played and failed to score since the 15th and 16th May 2021, when we lost the men’s FA Cup final and… you know what else
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Marge Simpson asking Canadian architect, Frank Gehry, to build them a concert hall. Gehry passed away today at 96.
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Representatives of the two greatest terrorist organizations in the world on the stage. Manchester United and the Yankees
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