We're back, baby!. #Futurama

Uh-oh, jealousy. You think you're so hot!. What?. The only reason you get all the guys is because you dress like a tramp!. They're just responding to my personality. #Futurama

Now, remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in. #Futurama

Mr. Bender, you are now in charge of co-ordinating the Professor's bodily functions. That's a full-time job. #Futurama

Michelle, baby, where you going?. It's not working out, Fry. I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!. #Futurama

Ah, buck up, meatloaf. Bender'll take you out tonight and cheer you up. What do you wanna do? And I mean anything. You have the power! Name it and I'm there. You the man!. Um, OK. Let's go bowling. Nah. #Futurama

Where am I? . Move forward! Walk into the light!. Oh, God! I'm dead! Well, no matter!. #Futurama

Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about a thousand light years away. So the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there. You see--. Magic. Got it. #Futurama

Well, this is it, old friends. Planet Express is done for, what with our delivery crew missing and the abysmal sales of Tickle Me Bender. Quit touching my junk, pervert!. #Futurama

A sausage contest, eh? Sounds like fun on a bun!. Shut up! I said it first!. #Futurama

It's the 20th century, Professor. Oh, right! I'll have a croque monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead. I'll just have a small injection of Femislim. Uh, two chilli dogs comin' up. #Futurama

I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Guess it and you die first. Go!. Um. OK. Fifty. six. ish?. 56? 56? Oh, man! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you. no good. 56-ing!. #Futurama

The front cover of #Futurama comics Issue #24 - Twice Told Tales of Interest. #FuturamaComics

I hereby place an order for one cheese pizza. One pie, nothing good on it. Name?. I-period-C-period-Wiener. Uh, talk a little louder. It sounds like you got some kind of tiny head on you or something. #Futurama

RT @FuturamaDay: Today’s #Futurama Character of the Day is Welshie!. 🗣️ David Herman

That's one small step for Fry. And one giant line for admission. #Futurama

Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that allows you to operate equipment from great distances. I call it "the fing-longer". #Futurama

Kids, meet the jerkbags I work with. Hello, jerkbags!. Oh! They're so cute! What are their names?. Kids have names?. My name is Nina, and his name's Albert. And from now on, you're all named Bender Junior!. #Futurama

15 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Attack of the Killer App!. #Futurama #OTD

It is not a patch. It's been ages, according to your wildly inappropriate "Hunk of the Month" calendar. Leave Todd out of this!. Thanks, babe. Also, today is Canadian Independence Day. #Futurama

In the event there are two killers, police are offering an unusual deal, total immunity for the one that turns in the other, plus a double reward of two million dollars. #Futurama