ChelseaSchürrle (Joe)
@ChelseaShurrle
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22 | ChelseaSchürrle | CFC & CFCW | My name is not John | @Schurrle_FWSL | 6 times in a row 🏆
He/him
Joined July 2020
37 Chelsea women games 24 Chelsea men games 49 wins 8 draws 4 losses 165 goals scored 46 goals conceded 18 stadiums Truly the most enjoyable season of my life. I love this club, the people I see at games and the memories I’ve made more than anything KTBFFH, UTC 💙
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Can’t wait for FM to create some of the silliest woso transfers because WHO is that on loan WHERE?
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Kingsmeadow in Football Manager 26 #FM26
New Upload! 👇 I Played A Season Of Women’s Football In FM26... FULL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE 📽️
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“Spurs”
19 - English sides scored 19 goals on this UEFA Champions League matchday - the most ever by a nation's clubs in one matchday. 5 Chelsea 5 Liverpool 4 Arsenal 3 Newcastle United 2 Manchester City 0 Spurs Abundance.
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Only twice this season has Walsh played for Chelsea and failed to have a shot Both times it was Reggie Walsh
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Steve more Champions League goals than Fulham Football Club
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Ajax are the only club outside of England to have conceded goals to both Reece and Lauren James Arsenal, Brighton, Tottenham and Bristol City have also conceded to both
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They stole this idea off of Kingsmeadow https://t.co/06CzsjgeWL
🎟 Ticket sales for Madrid On Ice are now open to the general public! Get yours now and enjoy this Christmas season at the 4,200 m² ice rink located at the Riyadh Air @Metropolitano ⛸❄ ➡️ https://t.co/Apu40b8lSn
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Beyond mental what's happening, fuck knees.
Tottenham confirm that Maite Oroz has suffered an ACL in her right knee. #thfc
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Liverpool and Bayern have had the most brutal injury luck this season Swift recovery to her and Oberdorf 🙏
We can confirm Sophie Roman Haug is to begin a period of rehabilitation following an ACL injury sustained during Thursday’s fixture against Durham. We’re all right behind you, Sophie ❤️
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🗣️ Hannah Hampton on Taylor Swift: “She’s a huge inspiration for me, I’m the biggest #swiftie in the changing room and always make sure everyone’s listening to her pre-match” Swifties, you can vote for Hannah Hampton as women’s footballer of the year here! ⬇️
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🗣️ Hannah Hampton on Taylor Swift: “She’s a huge inspiration for me, I’m the biggest #swiftie in the changing room and always make sure everyone’s listening to her pre-match” Swifties, you can vote for Hannah Hampton as women’s footballer of the year here! ⬇️
Congratulations to the nominees for BBC Women’s Footballer of the Year 2025! 🌟 Aitana Bonmati 🌟 Hannah Hampton 🌟 Mariona Caldentey 🌟 Alessia Russo 🌟 Patri Guijarro Vote and Ts&Cs here: https://t.co/dcfpHSmSKJ Voting closes at 0900 GMT on Friday, 31 October 2025 #BBCWFOTY
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You tea and crumpet losers don't deserve Alyssa anyway.
If this is real she's an absolute prat. So much for all the fans that supported you. Literally going rogue and sinking her value to get a move
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Everyone laughing at that bloke combining Arsenal players on his shirt but what’s stopping me from getting Estvarpenter de donk on mine?
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