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@smartass__eric
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local idiot (not a real giraffe)
Orange, TX
Joined February 2012
Summer camp leader admits drugging wife so she would not wake up while he sexually assaulted children Read more 🔗
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He definitely has a grindr account
🚨 BREAKING: Outside the Minnesota State Capitol, conservative activist Jake Lang was arrested after defacing an ICE protest ice sculpture, changing “Prosecute ICE” to “Pro ICE.” Authorities say he caused about $6,000 in damage and booked him into Ramsey County Jail. Want to
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I walked into the kitchen to find Ashton eating a bowl of just corn and then she says "please look away so I can drink the corn juice" I love my autistic goblin girlfriend
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I’m average as fuck. I give a damn. Fuck you, weirdo.
Kevin O'Leary - "The average person is not worrying about Epstein. They don't give a damn"
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I know for a fact that it can
You probably think $500k will solve all your problems.
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I just had a delicious meal using only 3 ingredients - 1 beer - 2 more beers
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Put Danny McBride in FALLOUT
You know a show is gonna be peak when you see these two together
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3 of my trump loving coworkers can't read and one also can't write anything other than his name
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my mum (who is disabled) had her mobility car hit by a disabled man in HIS mobility car but now IM the bad guy for calling it ‘friendly fire’
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When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, i mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
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So relieved my last name isn't Epstein. Dealing with all the conspiracy nuts on the internet must be tough.
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I'm sorry, Limp Bizkit. I gave you way too much hate growing up. Hate that should have been directed exclusively at Kid Rock. My sincere apologies, Fred Durst. "Break Stuff" and "Nookie" were genuine bangers.
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my stomach hurts I wonder which one of my 70 unhealthy habits is causing it this time
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Two years compulsory service in a restaurant kitchen for every able bodied adult out of highschool
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“ai will replace you” id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation
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Jelly Roll acts like being a Tennessee wigger was the addiction he overcame
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You're right. Seattle and Darnold are actually in the Super Bowl.
@ScottKacsmar Seattle is no Buffalo and Sam Darnold is no Josh Allen.
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