zeke
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When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, i mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
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being 25 and obsessing over a 19-year-old coworker is the fastest way to get spiritually humbled. the second they learn your age, the flirtation evaporates and you’re no longer a person you’re a relic, a cautionary tale, someone they treat like you’re on life support and overdue
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unpopular opinion: the same men who ask women “can you cook?” usually can’t build a house, fix a car, or offer anything beyond audacity. so if you’re asking that, don’t be shocked when i ask what you bring to the table. Respectfully, fuck you.
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being 25 and obsessing over a 19-year-old coworker is the fastest way to get spiritually humbled. the second they learn your age, the flirtation evaporates and you’re no longer a person you’re a relic, a cautionary tale, someone they treat like you’re on life support and overdue
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unpopular opinion: the same men who ask women “can you cook?” usually can’t build a house, fix a car, or offer anything beyond audacity. so if you’re asking that, don’t be shocked when i ask what you bring to the table. Respectfully, fuck you.
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i said what i said, and i’m at peace with it. wild how people find offense faster than solutions😅
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never be afraid to ask a man for what you want, cause a man will never be afraid to ask you for some pussy.
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a weight fell on a lady today at the gym, i almost rushed to help her until i remember that we need consent, so i left her. i don’t want trouble.
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bro people look down on drug addicts while they're addicted to their phone, food, a person and have a drinking problem. we're all dabbling in escapism, yours is just more socially acceptable
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sorry i'm late i sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall
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when you're out in public and suddenly get a random wave of sadness and then everything is loud and you're contemplating why you even exist
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do you ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 40 texts but u get none yeah same
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