Sara Mauskopf
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CEO & co-founder of childcare & education marketplace @Winnie. Go Birds.
United States
Joined February 2009
Had to try for myself and it does indeed work.
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My 5 yo thinks nuts / peanut butter are a controlled substance that you aren’t allowed to have in public.
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😍 I love this so much.
Welcome your newest Banana, Kelsie Whitmore🍌. Kelsie is a member of the US Women's National Baseball Team and has played for multiple professional teams including the Staten Island Ferry Hawks and the Oakland Ballers. She will be playing with the Bananas through September.
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Story of my life 🤣🤣.
Thank you Figma, after years of toiling in silicon valley I’m finally experiencing what writing an angel check into the right company can do. Not me specifically tho I’m still on the treadmill, my friend angel invested and he’s poppin bottles rn and I’m here experiencing it.
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When @mauskopf was bleeding out and I thought he was going to die, the SF fire department got there within minutes, before an ambulance arrived. I don't know how things would have gone if I had tried to drive him to the ER myself. Pay them more.
Median compensation in the San Francisco fire department is $260k per year
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In my family we call it “the dad move” because only dads back into parking spots.
im sorry but i will never back into a parking spot. that is just not who i am or what im about.
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Hi Aaron, please take all my money.
Introducing Lume, the robotic lamp. The first robot designed to fit naturally into your home and help with chores, starting with laundry folding. If you’re looking for help and want to avoid the privacy and safety concerns of humanoids in your home, pre-order now.
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My entire personality is being a woman/mom in tech and it’s been fine but my entire personality is also talking about the Eagles so maybe that’s why it worked out for me.
Unpopular communication advice:. The best way for women in tech to be taken seriously is to talk more about tech, talk less about being women. You don’t see Gwynne Shotwell navel-gazing about being in a male dominated field. When she talks, it’s about space. Emilie Choi is one of.
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Kind of disappointing that Lady Gaga has no opener. Everyone is just sitting around and waiting. It could have been a great opportunity to highlight up and coming artists….
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My husband was in the Amazon with extremely limited access to the internet for the past week and a half so I just had to catch him up on the whole Coldplay thing meme by meme.
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I was mad I got scammed, but even madder that a little boy (he could not have been more than 7) was being raised by someone who did that and used him as a pawn. Scum.
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When I was a poor college student at MIT, the Phillies came to town to play the Red Sox for a rare interleague game. I spend $100 (A LOT for me at the time) to buy a ticket off a Red Sox fan and his little boy outside Fenway. It ended up being a fake ticket. Fuck the Red Sox.
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My first baby has been in the Ecuadorian Amazon for the past week and I miss her more than I thought was possible. I can’t wait for her to return home and tell me about her adventures. She’s the bravest girl I know!!
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