Slowpurrrr
@slowpurrrr
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cantankerous pedant, bon viveur, cook, climber.
Joined April 2020
The Owen Jones of economics and general fantasist.
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Maybe some of men could identify as women to even it up?
At the 2024 General Election, 263 women were elected, and 387 men. Equality would be a @5050Parliament. I know that it took some support and encouragement for me to stand for election, so when I meet an impressive woman I often #AskHerToStand Join me: https://t.co/N41ItkJIiV
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That bastard Baron Prescott, I knew there'd be a lefty behind it all.
@ForeverScept Dad died 8 months after diagnosis. No history of cancer no symptoms. Straight to stage 4 sorry nothing we can do. 2 jags
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Very first world problems, the Gevry Chambertin that's just been delivered is not a good fit for my cabinet.
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Even for Clive Lewis this is monumental fuckwittery. Hopefully the Gres take Norwich South at the GE.
Ever wondered why so many old banks were built to look like temples? They wanted you to believe that debt was sacred - that paying them back was a moral duty Politicians still do. From fiscal rules that lock in austerity to bailing out bankers in 2008 & cutting public services
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Watching the 'world's most dangerous roads' have the producers never rented a car in Greece, Turkey, Spain, Sardenga etc? Lightweights.
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The little old fecker has worked out how to open the kitchen bin and jump up to get into it. With age comes wisdom
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Is this the "you're murdering babies" Today presenter or have I misremembered?
We live in a time of deep divisions - about politics & culture - Gaza/Israel, trans & women’s rights, Donald Trump’s policies & politics - to name just three. The BBC like many public organisations faces competing pressures about how we should navigate these treacherous
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Comrades.
Great news that my comrades wrongly suspended over disability cuts have had the whip restored. The Labour leadership must stop suspending MPs over political differences and start listening to them. It could help it understand what's going so wrong. And give Diane the whip back.
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Simply ignorant or dishonest, in either case unfit for high officers.
You will get hit by new taxes as you try to save for your old age, in order to let the Chancellor continue her out-of-control spending. Meanwhile, the Prime Minister’s pension is protected by a specific, named piece of legislation. Are these people for real?
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Off to the rugby in a bit, there's two matches to choose from, but tge deciding factor us Northwich RFC has Osset White Rat on draught.
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Bollocks, it is a very good idea. Bosh.
It looks like one of the things Rachel Reeves wants to do is drop the VAT threshold from £90,000 down to £30,000…… Rachel, please re think this. It aint the best idea. It’s going to hammer small businesses right across the country. The local café, the builder, the market
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Grow up you pathetic moron. I met a spaniel tonight with more gravitas and self awareness.
In Calamity Lammy’s last 24 hours he’s: -refused to explain himself in Parliament as he feared ‘career suicide’ -refused to say how many prisoners have been let out mistakenly and how many are still at large -created more confusion by getting the timeline of events wrong
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What a rancid shit bag.
Mass deportations. The forced removal of hundreds of thousands of illegals, with the implementation of such a hostile environment meaning a million plus more voluntarily deport themselves. This is what we must strive towards. The politics of hope.
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Busted flat in Baton, Waiting for the train, Fuck Network Rail. Oi Kris Kristopherson who are you etc
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She was targeted for smoking in a non smoking zone, an antisocial act without consideration for others.
@Chris_Gilmour She was targeted for profit. Low-hanging fruit. That’s practically an entire week’s wages for her. Meanwhile, the real criminals get away with it.
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@Chris_Gilmour She was targeted for profit. Low-hanging fruit. That’s practically an entire week’s wages for her. Meanwhile, the real criminals get away with it.
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Ive just looked at the cost of Portsmouth to St Malo, with two basic cabins, it's the best part of £2k return. I think we'll be on the tunnel again.
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I had a very odd dream about eating oysters last night, no blue cheese was consumed in advance, is this some form of withdrawal after a few days in Copenhagen?
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