My boyfriend just smoked a bowl and then told me to grab his hand and proceeded to squeeze as hard as he could to “show off his video game muscles”......

The literal chokehold that skate culture has on urban outfitters is so comical.

I’m tired of this grandpa WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD you keep diggin

I just folded 4 loads of mine, my boyfriend, and his sons laundry. I want a raise!!

Someone go see OLD with me!!!

Is it just me or did @ChristianSlater hibernate from Heathers to the pandemic and then just decided he was bored? Like all the sudden he is staring in Dear John and Doctor Death and no one is asking any questions?? Where have you been Christopher??

So many popular girls from highschool are in MLMs and share them on Facebook ruthlessly. I LIVE for it.

I am in $3000 worth of medical debt after 3 doctors visits, an X-ray, an MRI, and a steroid shot. I haven’t even had the surgery yet. I fucking hate this country.

In the biggest depression hole of my life just applying for 3 jobs a day knowing damn well no one is going to even read my cover letter.

Did I find a vintage Prada thrifting today? Yes I did. I am better than you

Has anyone else gone through a slutty phase this year where they got clingy with people they didn’t even like cause they were lonely and then when it didn’t work out they were bummed even though they just wanted the attention? Or like was that just me?

I would be mad about Olivia and Harry but I am actually sexually attracted to them both so I am fine with it. Like would subscribe to that only fans so name your price.

THIS ONE IS FOR JIM @KarenKilgariff

I highly recommend Its a Sin on HBO. I personally love to cry and I just wrapped up a solid 4 hour session.

Seriously I am livid. My blood is absolutely boiling. People in Texas are freezing to death. Your constituents are freezing and dying in their own homes and you fucking flew to Mexico. In a goddamn pandemic no less. You are a coward @tedcruz

It’s me. I’m girls

I am about to duet every video on tik tok that has their smoke detector going off in the background. Girl put some new batteries in there and stop listening to a sneaker catching on a school gym floor every 2 minutes!!!

I just need to know what a moderate women’s dating profile looks like

I JUST WANNA BE ABLE TO WATCH DUMBASS TRUMPEES TIK TOKS TO LAUGH AT THEM AND 👁👄👁WITHOUT ENDING UP IN THE FAR RIGHT ALGORITHM IS THAT TOO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK FOR !!!!

Holy moly I hope Laura limbered up before this stretch or she might pull something