tom found dead in miami

<--- will be at blfc, driving down tomorrow

i haven't been on twitter in a while. some of the new options they added to the sidebar seem weird

what the fuck i live in massachusetts now

animals new england tomorrow...

twitter is officially fully over

anyone heard of this before? found it at goodwill

changed my display name and immediately got this lmao

anyway ill be at ane come say hi if you see me

i don't really wanna post here anymore so i'm doing the online equivalent of a defeated substitute teacher rolling in the tv (retweeting the hits and leaving again)

honestly? i'm sick of all this hand-wringing over what is essen-(QUANTUM INTERFERENCE FLIPS 1 OF MY NEURONS IN ACTIVE MEMORY) Cardiologist Said I Need A Fat B*tch Or My Sh*t Esplode

me: 2 redbull and an adderall breakfast is the most important meal of the day, that’s right my guardian angel (currently taking the form of Nagito Komaeda to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair

hey @masklayer, just because we couldn't be together this year doesn't mean our funny animal people can't get together and decorate a wonderful kringlefucker! next year this will be us tho. love you 💕 (art by @brushykb - ty brushy! you did an amazing job)

both of my comfort characters are from the same series

<---- will be at ANE

https://t.co/S2mCzikBHt

nobody: twitter ads in 2023:

My beliefs are simple: let women drink coffee and look at a laptop for $120k. Let men ride around on a golf cart all day for $75k. Maybe non binary people can be DJs. And let all children work in a big Honda factory, building beautiful CRVs for their community

the wikipedia article for chairs is about 2 meters long and takes over 4 minutes to print on a thermal printer btw

every so often I check in to see how things are going over here and it never disappoints. twitter really is just rotting at this point.