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online artist phenomenon that is also the funniest shit in the world to me
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when i was 17 i was bored in the mental hospital and i was like “when i get out im gonna make a list of every tumblr sexyman and call it the sexypedia and it’ll be hilarious” and nobody has known any peace on the internet ever since
still suprised why this mf isn't on the Sexypedia yet
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when i was 11 i hated my dad so i convinced myself my real dad was a whimsical goth man from another dimension and ten years later im like 10% more mentally stable but he did stick around as an OC so now people will be like “who’s this character” and its like dont worry about it.
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was gonna add a picture of my hand like “now try THIS” because im double jointed or whatever but what the fuck
horrible art challenge that nobody will like, draw a hand at this exact angle
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what the fuck happened here
cuckrat is such an idiot how does it say "X center" yet literally everything else is still twitter
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every time hazbin hotel drops a new male character design it evokes this
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did you guys know those transphobic political comics that look like this are part of like a webcomic that’s been ongoing for 20 years and has insane shitty lore
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you cannot all possibly be hyperfixated on quirky indie animated webseries. someone’s gotta get autistic about dishwashers
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can we stop arguing about cannibalism. none of you are eating people. you don’t even leave the house
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today one of the high schoolers i work with asked me a question
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recently had a dream where my dad joined kinnie twitter and his rentry looked like this
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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
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thread of fun worksheets to send to your mutuals who are bored enough to be putting bad discourse on your timeline
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every social circle of like 18-21 year olds must also have a token 17 year old for when a teenager posts a bad take online and you have to send in Agent Minor
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watching something that sucks ass and then opening twitter and all your mutuals loved it
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i hear the main characters are an extroverted asexual and an introverted pansexual
Class of '09 anime Kickstarter has cracked 6 figures!
...But can we go for 250K??
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made like a dark, fucked up version of matpat haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane Imao
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remember on tumblr when insufferable people would be like “do not FUCKING interact with my art if you’re just going to LIKE the post. without REBLOGGING you’re USELESS. you don’t get to CONSUME without BOOSTING MY POST” because i feel like art twitter is a week out from that
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spotify needs to add a button that’s like “terrible playlist. kill this clown”
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how it feels being an oc person and just like absolutely dogshit awful at articulating your thoughts and ideas
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good morning everyone. it is march sixth, 2024, and this is one of the featured facts on the “Did you know?” section of the homepage of Wikipedia
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almost just blocked someone because they kept retweeting fanart of that red fucker from hazbin hotel as a human but then i found out it was in fact actually crowley from good omens
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the only pieces of media left with fun-to-draw character designs:
-old interest you’re kinda sick of
-generally dogshit
-deeply problematic
-seems cool but you just can’t get into it
-something that nobody else has ever heard of
-league of legends
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websites like artfight and toyhouse are really funny to me because half the userbase is like “Unnamed Design. Worth: $500. Species: Moon Jerboa. Pay special attention to coat gradients when drawing” and the other half is like “this is my buddy chris”
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someone on this website: guys can we not romanticize burning down orphanages
guy who goes outside: nobody is fucking doing this
twitter user ORPHANH8ER23: hey guys. i
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i mean honestly
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One nearly caused the destruction of the universe, the other is mean to people sometimes, guess which one people ride for
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i was bitten by a radioactive twink. and for three years i’ve been tumblr’s one and only sexyman
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“get good at art by becoming obsessed with some fucking guy” is true advice but i’m telling you right now that it applies to more than drawing. decide you want to fuck jon arbuckle and then crack open rpgmaker and make an arbucklequest that rivals undertale in quality
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“everyone has different tastes in art ^_^” no. fuck you. if you can’t stomach any art direction other than smooth sexy semi realistic ai women you should be actively humiliated by how dogshit your taste is
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me: 2 redbull and an adderall breakfast is the most important meal of the day, that’s right
my guardian angel (currently taking the form of Nagito Komaeda to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair
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me in hell (year 30): maybe i’m here because i didn’t forgive my father
angel dust from hazbin hotel (turned out to be real): you never owed it to him
me: you’re right angel dust. you’re right
my death paperwork: ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR CALLING LORD CHRIST “OOMFABLE”
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vampires vs werewolves is fucking insane they just sorted the furries and the human artists into two teams
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why the fuck would you not just have a five second conversation with the client beforehand
How I draw him
The client: "Can you make it look more like the ref?"
Me internally: whydidyouevencommissionmeknowingwhatmyartstyleisifyoudidntwantyourfuckingaardvarktolooklikeanaardvark
Me externally: "Here's a list of probably better suited artists + a refund"
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no that is not “your silly little kitten” that is a grown ass man, and he’s ugly, and we’re gonna kill him
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why does posting about ocs feel so fucking embarrassing like ohh sorry let me take a quick intermission from whatever you followed me for to talk about my imaginary gay people
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So like am i technically responsible for bisexual sans
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thank you for 5 followers here’s a comprehensive thread of my crossover(????) art
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can i ask you what it’s like being the coolest person ever
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@avondetenz
i didn’t coin the term or anything but i did write the original sexypedia in crayon while institutionalized as a teenager. which if nothing else is funny
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my problem with the new Princess Peach Showtime key art 😭🔊
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im not answering this without ten lawyers and a bodyguard
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>looking for new character playlist
>ask spotify if the playlist is niche or cavetown
>it doesn’t understand
>upload illustrated diagram explaining what is niche and what is cavetown
>it laughs and says “it’s a good playlist”
>hit play
>it’s cavetown
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both of these messages came from very sweet people and i don’t mind anyone asking at all it’s just really funny. like um
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lot of stupid art twitter discourse lately which i am ALL for because i’m bored rn but i think we could use more topics to argue about? here i’ll start:
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forbidden love..
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people asked for an image here’s like. a recent doodle of his original megaedgy design
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“pro ethical cannibalism” vs “dni if you condone smoking” twitter user cage match
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just saw someone think i was making fun of these artists and like first of all i have more respect for them than god but second: i do this
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i want more shit like this in 2023 asap made by people who are being completely unironic and i’m not kidding
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one time in 2017 my buddy mike was legally dead for a few minutes and to this day he swears he was greeted by nagito komaeda who warned him there was no heaven or hell just a third thing that’s worse
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me in the dracula costume: vas that guy bothering yHey is that the gorilla from overwatch
kpop au winston: excuse me for jopping in
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If you all wanna be assholes about the onceler. Alastor dies at the end of season one
@tumblrsexymanly
OP I'm not trying to argue with you here but I'm not sure how much you can criticize hazbin hotel if you're still drawing the onceler in 2024
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WELCOME TO THE 2024 TUMBLR TEAMS TOURNAMENT
“Shit, whatever. Might as well.” — René Descartes
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finding out the onceler was only 23 when he destroyed the entire ecosystem was insane. he should’ve been at the club
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do you guys remember that month on tumblr when a bunch of blogs that were bigoted or otherwise run by assholes got hijacked by people who roleplayed as woody with them
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and a very plankton and mr. krabs toxic yaoi christmas from my family to yours
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(on the phone with my psychiatrist) yeah no i’m cured. yeah they undiagnosed me. strangers on twitter yeah. because of the tweet about not liking when people don’t pay attention when you talk to them. yeah. so i’m all good now. thanks
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i can’t even unpack twunk arthur i’m too baffled by the idea of getting a commission and being like alright i’m gonna make some assumptions and pray
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“omg this art style is everywhere” and then the post proceeds to describe shit i have never seen in my life
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can we please bring back the dying art of carrd drama
these images are relatedin some way you just dont know if you werent on twitter in the summer of 2020
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(explaining to drake situation to people who only listen to video game OSTs) fuck ok do you remember the sans and chara stronger than you parodies
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20 y/o stan twitter user with the @ “slurjoshi”: there is an ableism epidemic in this country. and if you need proof, just watch how the “tolerant left” reacts when i post my south park slashfic
elon musk’s ai data scrapers:
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